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YAY PARAPLEGIC JOKES!!!!
Replies: 9 — Last Post Oct. 30, 2008 12:17am by xoAllixs0n
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What do you call a paraplegic in your pool??
BOB
What do you call a paraplegic at your door??
MATT
What do you call a paraplegic in a pile of leaves??
RUSSEL
What do you call a paraplegic in your mailbox??
BILL

MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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YellowDuckie


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Interesting.

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scalywag66


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Yes!!!  

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blufindr


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No.

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Theaterdak

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wtf

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ugh.. why..

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haha?

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glovd001


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Please stop with the jokes.

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Jman19


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Fuck off.

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xoAllixs0n


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Wow man. That's so dick. There are a lot of paralyzed people on this site. Just as JMan. Fucked up man.

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