but i promised my heart to another guy

why can't you see eye to eye

                    with me on this

there's got to be some other ham 'n rye sandwich

out there pretty enough for you to dismiss

your claims that i'm the Ms.

                    you can't resist

                   enough to kiss

at an elegant dinner reception

you're giving me too much bliss

while passers-by marvel at my ability to show you affection

                       so openly

while my other friend is staring at us stunned, plus moping, see, not believing that his Spider-Man collection

              is being carried away

by a guy i swore i'd never give the time of day

                         to again

                                                      love,

                                                      eve

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you bore me

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I concur.

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Uh oh! There's a monster in my bed.
We french kissed on a subway train,
He tore my clothes right off. He ate my heart and then he ate my brain.

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Ham 'n' rye sandwich...?

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's what I was gonna ask...

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I will either evade death or die in the attempt.