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Any Script/Code Writers!!!
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OK, I'm looking for script/code writers to judge and possible enter a contest. at the moment a list of interested parties in entering and judging is all i'm after, i'm aware of that few members will be able to enter so i may design rules where judges can enter aswell (not marking their own work).  

If you have any skill in writing scripts/code please PM me with details of your language and skill level and i'll try and get you involved

The contest idea is to design a comical portion of code in your chosen language.

an example is below...(yes i'm aware its not accurate or finished its just a quick example)

If (Girl < 150lbs)

If (Girl Speech = "wanna fuck?")

$Fuck

else

$Run

Endif

else

$Run

Endif


EDIT: This is not the contest itself, just an opportunity to register interest and/or aid in the creation of the contest

Post edited at 3:54 pm on Sep. 12, 2008 by ManicD

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Get hatt to play. I'm sure he'd have a laugh doing it.

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Oh my god, I laughed a bit

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Saw this a year ago - not my own design, but hey, I'm posting it.

Part of Google's PageRank algorithm... revealed!

Code:
$spammers=file_get_contents("http://www.45n5.com/top100/");
$pos = strpos($spammers, $domain);
if ($pos === false) {
$newpagerank=rand(0, 10);
} else {
$newpagerank=rand(0, $pagerank);
}


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Quote: from DefaultTo0 at 11:46 pm on Sep. 12, 2008

Saw this a year ago - not my own design, but hey, I'm posting it.

Part of Google's PageRank algorithm... revealed!

Code:
$spammers=file_get_contents("http://www.45n5.com/top100/");
$pos = strpos($spammers, $domain);
if ($pos === false) {
$newpagerank=rand(0, 10);
} else {
$newpagerank=rand(0, $pagerank);
}


wanna join in the fun with a script of yoru own? or judge?

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You could always take that as my entry.

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Quote: from DefaultTo0 at 2:31 pm on Sep. 13, 2008

You could always take that as my entry.

no no no no no...original works only!!!

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Bump  

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C++
Skill: basic to intermediate.

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Is this still up? I do PHP, probably basic to intermediate..

So maybe something like...

Code:

if ($Obama == "President") {
$me = "moving to canada";
} elseif ($McCain == "President") {
$me = "hope for the best";
} else {
$me = "Thank God someone else won!";
}
echo $me;

Rather stupid, but it's all I could come up with on a whim.

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I'm hooked on Java at the moment.  I'd enter.

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