If you have any skill in writing scripts/code please PM me with details of your language and skill level and i'll try and get you involved

The contest idea is to design a comical portion of code in your chosen language.

an example is below...(yes i'm aware its not accurate or finished its just a quick example)

If (Girl < 150lbs)

If (Girl Speech = "wanna fuck?")

$Fuck

else

$Run

Endif

else

$Run

Endif

EDIT: This is not the contest itself, just an opportunity to register interest and/or aid in the creation of the contest

Post edited at 3:54 pm on Sep. 12, 2008 by ManicD

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Part of Google's PageRank algorithm... revealed!

Code:

$spammers=file_get_contents("http://www.45n5.com/top100/";); $pos = strpos($spammers, $domain); if ($pos === false) { $newpagerank=rand(0, 10); } else { $newpagerank=rand(0, $pagerank); }

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What?

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Saw this a year ago - not my own design, but hey, I'm posting it.

Part of Google's PageRank algorithm... revealed!

Code:

$spammers=file_get_contents("http://www.45n5.com/top100/";); $pos = strpos($spammers, $domain); if ($pos === false) { $newpagerank=rand(0, 10); } else { $newpagerank=rand(0, $pagerank); }

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wanna join in the fun with a script of yoru own? or judge?

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You could always take that as my entry.

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no no no no no...original works only!!!

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So maybe something like...

Code:

if ($Obama == "President") { $me = "moving to canada"; } elseif ($McCain == "President") { $me = "hope for the best"; } else { $me = "Thank God someone else won!"; } echo $me;

Rather stupid, but it's all I could come up with on a whim.

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