Well my fellow livewirians it has recently come to my attention that not everything is as it seems. As i was looking at what is very possibly our death i noticed something odd....
Intrigued by this i started to look into it more by going through maps and layouts of this structure to see if anything else can be found...and what i saw chilled me to the bone
Yes it would seem the Swiss actually built their own Death Star, as any diligent livewirian would do given this situation i began to look for a weakness and found that its weakness is in the very first picture. So now ive gathered the intelligence and have the briefing room set up in every country in the world. It looks something like this;
For our weapon we will use our new members as cannon fodder (as any respectable force would do) and then charge in blindly while babbling forth random musings and deep thoughts. To Succeed all we would need to do is put this;
and hit the target shown in the above briefing. If we succeed Orgy's shall be had, mod points awarded, beer shall flow like rivers and awkwardness would reign...most likely. It must be done....may The David be with you.
On a side note i found this picture on google
at a quick glance its nothing, but look again. The prick/gay slight tilt of the head up and ghey bondage chain around his neck. It can only be one person, Akai no Tenshi. THAT is why he hasn't come back yet, the creepy bastard had a bad random sex experience which left him scared for life and contained to a suit of black so he could at least look like a Gimp. So you see, if we do destroy the Hadron Collider Death Star we will also finish off this poor fool thus resulting in a double kill.
Looking back i want 30 min of my life back....
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Hadron Collider Crisis - Serious F*ckin Business