Uhm, excuse me?! The formal is supervised by teachers, we're going to be watched like hawks. It's not like I'm going to sneak off to fuck him in the bathroom or something. And incase you haven't noticed, father dearest, I am doing relatively well in all my classes. Which is more than I can say for you and your work, and the shit YOU should be trying to deal with, instead of shuffling off onto me.
Fuck this. I'm going to go cut myself now.