Adding Reply Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic The world's fattest man finally had sex Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post MaryLin Posted at 7:35 am on Nov. 18, 2008 THE world's fattest man has finally managed to consummate his marriage after friends built him a "sex ramp". Tubby Manuel Uribe, 43, slimmed down to 47st for his wedding to Claudia Solis, 38, two weeks ago. He was carted to the ceremony on a flatbed truck but was unable to have his wedding night fun. So pals constructed a three-foot ramp, reinforced with concrete, allowing him to raise the lower half of his body. This enabled his new bride to have greater access to his private parts. And Manuel, who once tipped the scales at a colossal 87st, confirmed: "We have finally had sex and we are a true couple in the eyes of God. "We feel like we are in heaven here on Earth." The idea for the ramp came from US company Liberator, which makes a variety of bouncy ramps so regular-sized couples can try new sex positions. One friend in Monterrey, Mexico, said: "He and Claudia are very happy with the love ramp and, for the first time, being in bed has become fun for Manuel."

Replies allsmiles Posted at 9:35 am on Nov. 19, 2008 Quote: from Praise the Lard at 3:47 pm on Nov. 18, 2008 What backwards country measures in stones? One which resists the frogs tirelessly. Praise the Lard Posted at 7:59 am on Nov. 18, 2008 Quote: from Mikoto at 7:52 am on Nov. 18, 2008 Quote: from Praise the Lard at 3:47 pm on Nov. 18, 2008 What backwards country measures in stones? What backwards country measures in pounds? AMG America measures in Eagles and Patriotism. crystal 81308 Posted at 7:58 am on Nov. 18, 2008 omg. lmao.! taraxgoesxboom Posted at 7:53 am on Nov. 18, 2008 haha... That's good though, good for them. Mikoto Posted at 7:52 am on Nov. 18, 2008 Quote: from Praise the Lard at 3:47 pm on Nov. 18, 2008 What backwards country measures in stones? What backwards country measures in pounds? AMG Mikoto Posted at 7:52 am on Nov. 18, 2008 Imagine if it broke and she got crushed, haha. Praise the Lard Posted at 7:47 am on Nov. 18, 2008 What backwards country measures in stones? xblackpoisonx Posted at 7:41 am on Nov. 18, 2008 that is SO fucking awesome lol Dannay Posted at 7:40 am on Nov. 18, 2008 hehe mtllcrckmn Posted at 7:38 am on Nov. 18, 2008 LMAO MaryLin Posted at 7:38 am on Nov. 18, 2008 Quote: from Gemmax at 5:37 pm on Nov. 18, 2008 omg poor wife ... I hope she was the one on top   Firefly00 Posted at 7:38 am on Nov. 18, 2008 Only this would be in the Daily fucking Star. Gemmax Posted at 7:37 am on Nov. 18, 2008 omg poor wife ... HuffleHaire Posted at 7:37 am on Nov. 18, 2008 Good for Manuel amiee Posted at 7:36 am on Nov. 18, 2008 "the love ramp" haha, awesome Most recent 15 of 17 previous replies displayed.