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Topic Woman finds man hiding in space he cut in her couch
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SovSull Posted at 8:25 am on June 21, 2008
http://recordonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080620/NEWS/806200372/-1/NEWS


CITY OF NEWBURGH — If you hear a scuffle, call the police, the woman told her friend on the phone. The friend did exactly that minutes later.

This was shortly after 5 p.m. Wednesday, and the woman had just unlocked her apartment door. The lights were on. The door to the balcony was chained. It seemed weird.

Earlier, the 22-year-old had filed a complaint against a man named David Joe Limones with Newburgh police.

The friend stayed on the line as the woman searched her apartment.

Finding nothing, the woman sat on her couch. She felt a bump in the cushions and then she felt the bump move.

Police said that was Limones, a 27-year-old who lived around the corner on Lake Drive.

According to the police report, Limones used a box cutter to carve a space for himself in the couch, then climbed inside to wait. When the woman jumped up and ran, he flipped over the couch and came after her.

Police heard the woman screaming in the background of a neighbor's call to report an unwanted male.

When officers arrived, they spotted Limones and the woman on the balcony arguing. Police arrested Limones on a variety of charges, including burglary, a felony. He went to Orange County Jail in lieu of $20,000 bail or $100,000 bond.


i too regularly live inside of people's couches so i can chase after them to hold balcony arguments

Replies
nikki Posted at 4:47 pm on June 21, 2008
What possesses people to do these things?
Midnight Frost Posted at 9:20 am on June 21, 2008
Now this is something new.
hadouken Posted at 8:31 am on June 21, 2008
ha, what a little weasel
emo4eva Posted at 8:30 am on June 21, 2008
lol nice news
AthenaRuth Posted at 8:29 am on June 21, 2008
Quote: from MushroomSatsujin at 8:27 am on June 21, 2008

Sounds like he thought this out pretty well...

His thought process:

Hmm
Knife
Couch
Hole
Hide

tee hee tee hee hee

carnage44 Posted at 8:29 am on June 21, 2008
At least cut a hole in the cabinets, so you can snack on tasty raisins while you wait to attack.  
police disco lights Posted at 8:29 am on June 21, 2008
That's the creepiest thing I've ever heard.
Praise the Lard Posted at 8:28 am on June 21, 2008
Quote: from LindaRains93 at 8:27 am on June 21, 2008

lol i watch cops so hearing this stuff in intresting in a way.

lol i sneak into other peopls homes and cut holes into their couchs so hearing this stuff from the other side is interesting in a way.

MushroomSatsujin Posted at 8:27 am on June 21, 2008
Sounds like he thought this out pretty well...
Majo Posted at 8:27 am on June 21, 2008
LindaRains93 Posted at 8:27 am on June 21, 2008
lol i watch cops so hearing this stuff in intresting in  a way.
Praise the Lard Posted at 8:26 am on June 21, 2008
YARhgshghsdgfhghshghshghgh BITCH I'm IN YO COUCH
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