Adding Reply Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic 20 top lies told by teachers Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post John87 Posted at 10:45 am on July 23, 2008 20 TOP LIES TOLD BY TEACHERS 1.You are so lucky to have a teacher like me to teach you. 2.It's my pleasure to help you pass. 3.I always give plenty of time for the deadline. 4.Call me any time. 5.I'm always available. 6.It's the first time I sleep with one of my students. 7.It doesn't matter what I think; write what you believe. 8.When I was in your age things were much more difficult. 9.Think of the exam as a diagnostic tool. 10.I always mark my students fairly. 11.No one helped me to become a teacher. 12.I never cheated on an exam as a student. 13.I never judge my students based on their beliefs. 14.As I student I only studied 30 minutes to pass each exam. 15.The exam questions are easy; your low IQ is to blame. 16.I would give up school if I were half as stupid as you. 17.My other students are cleverer than you. 18.You don't deserve to get a degree. 19.You will never succeed in your career. 20.You are the worst student I have ever had in my course.

Replies bryce101 Posted at 11:15 pm on Aug. 8, 2008 21. college is not about drinking and having fun (lol) jk its a joke.. u shud work hard, but this can happen occasionally kelly86 Posted at 10:20 am on July 31, 2008 Post from this position was omitted due to content violations SAMMYJS99 Posted at 11:10 pm on July 28, 2008 Quote: from TigressaLynnMae at 6:16 pm on July 28, 2008 Quote: from Permious at 1:48 pm on July 23, 2008 Middle school chemistry is all a lie and I'm pretty sure High school chemistry is a big lie too.    "The smallest particle is the atom, and it can't be broken down any further"    like wtf    then all of a sudden there were protons and neutrons and electrons    and then it was like    oh yeah that's a lie too and there were quarks and shit.    like wtf is wrong with chemistry teachers? they're sick that's what. I was told this before I got into the college system: Everything you learned in primary school needs to be forgotten. Everything they taught you in Primary School Chemistry classes is bullshit. well then, i guess our school system in general, is fucked up. is it? TigressaLynnMae Posted at 3:16 pm on July 28, 2008 Quote: from Permious at 1:48 pm on July 23, 2008 Middle school chemistry is all a lie and I'm pretty sure High school chemistry is a big lie too. "The smallest particle is the atom, and it can't be broken down any further" like wtf then all of a sudden there were protons and neutrons and electrons and then it was like oh yeah that's a lie too and there were quarks and shit. like wtf is wrong with chemistry teachers? they're sick that's what. I was told this before I got into the college system: Everything you learned in primary school needs to be forgotten. Everything they taught you in Primary School Chemistry classes is bullshit. TheatreMinelli Posted at 5:49 am on July 28, 2008 I don't think a teacher has ever said anything remotely like that to me...ever. jamescoleman Posted at 11:10 pm on July 26, 2008 I've gotten 3 for sure. Blue Baby Posted at 4:40 am on July 25, 2008 I never cheated on an exam as a student. On the contrary, I tell my students that I have cheated several times before so I know what they're up to. They better not try the stunts I did coz I know how it goes. FarahTUnisia Posted at 2:20 am on July 24, 2008 haha..yes they always lie ! morrisonsMYmuse Posted at 11:52 am on July 23, 2008 Quote: from Permious at 1:48 pm on July 23, 2008 Middle school chemistry is all a lie and I'm pretty sure High school chemistry is a big lie too. "The smallest particle is the atom, and it can't be broken down any further" like wtf then all of a sudden there were protons and neutrons and electrons and then it was like oh yeah that's a lie too and there were quarks and shit. like wtf is wrong with chemistry teachers? they're sick that's what. ahahahaha. agreed. MissPrixy07 Posted at 11:17 am on July 23, 2008 None of my teachers say stuff like that to me. And, hell, I missed at least one day a week of my sophomore year. Still passed everything, though =] dpalnuiteol Posted at 11:01 am on July 23, 2008 wow. brook Posted at 11:00 am on July 23, 2008 lol  that's how all of my teachers were when i was a freshman.  haha gir luvinmex13 Posted at 10:58 am on July 23, 2008 seems a lil off don't u think? crazy4you Posted at 10:55 am on July 23, 2008 Pretty true I'd say Xhiddenartist17X Posted at 10:53 am on July 23, 2008 those kinda suck Most recent 15 of 29 previous replies displayed.