Adding Reply Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic My Roommate is a Fat Bitch Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post Angel X Posted at 7:08 pm on Nov. 5, 2005 Why my roommate is a fat bitch: -she's fat -she's a bitch -she eats my food -she uses my plasticware -she only likes me when she's drunk -she never makes her bed -she bitches when my side of the room is dirty (sorry, i paid $1000 for this shit & i'm gonna live in it like i want to. i do clean every weekend, so w/e) -she never washes her nasty ass dishes -she leaves her mother's nasty ass leftovers in my fridge & i had to finally throw that shit out -her friends are bitches -she listens to horrible music -she leaves my tv on during the day, so i have to walk into my room after class with CMT on every fucking day -her hair dryer is too loud -she had horrible cramps on her period & moans all mother fucking night -she has picutures of half-naked guys from magazines all over the wall. i don't wanna look at ugly men all the fucking time! -she talks SOOO country!!! -she always asks me to use my internet cable. i didn't spend $40 on a router so she can use my shit! -i have to work with her -she's too fat and lazy to take the stairs (to the 2nd floor, mind you!) so she insists on taking the elevator -she's also too lazy to work out. and that's why she's fat -her bed spead & pillows are ugly -she has big ass feet -i'm tired of her talking about four wheelers -she drank my 7UP -she has tons of pictures of tons of ugly friends -she always talks about her nieces & nephews, who are also very ugly -she drinks only half of water bottles, leaves them around & never finishes them -did i mention how country she is? -she (w/o justification) hates my boyfriend -if i wanna stay out late, she asks me to stay the night where ever i am so i won't wake her up cuz i came in at 6 am one night. i'm like, BITCH SHUT UP! -her hair spray & mouse stinks -she has too much drama back home & she likes to recap her country mess to me -she likes to talk about her ovaries and stds (Edited by Angel X at 9:19 pm on Nov. 5, 2005)

Replies feelinGroovy Posted at 11:32 pm on Feb. 22, 2006 I hate people like that i remember i had to share a room with this dutch bitch three years ago in france and she always bitching to me about something. and it was SOOO HOT at night,that i really wanted to windows open but she wouldnt let me cus ''the traffic was too loud''..so then i wanted the fan on atleast! but she didnt like the noise of the fucking fan either! so i would turn it on..then 2o mins later she would come over and turn it off,then i would turn it back on again..ugh..! i hope I never ever have to see her again. (Edited by feelinGroovy at 11:32 pm on Feb. 22, 2006) ChoirSparkle Posted at 12:13 am on Feb. 22, 2006 have you talked to her about this?? i know roommates can be such jerks..... Akkura Posted at 11:11 am on Feb. 20, 2006 Post from this position was omitted due to content violations CraziJ Posted at 7:51 am on Feb. 15, 2006 that sounds like a lot like my current roommate in woman form.  the only thing you left out is that he hates anything gay (without justification).  i like to watch Comedy Central a lot, and sometimes gay jokes come up.  once the word comes up, he automatically says, "being gay is wrong." or "change the channel."  oh yes, and he breathes heavy constantly and he's fucking illiterate and doesn't buy his own cigarettes. i know what you mean, believe me. MoonlitEden Posted at 11:00 pm on Feb. 13, 2006 Quote: from TMontana at 10:15 pm on Nov. 5, 2005 thats the problem with fat chicks they are usually selfish bitches Oh yes, all of us are.   chaos Posted at 10:28 am on Jan. 27, 2006 sick one word and its sick. Joseph Smith Posted at 8:54 am on Jan. 26, 2006 Hmmmm, I'm sorry for your situation.  And yet, I'm quite glad that I haven't been in that bad of a situation before.   Unforunately, I had a roommate who was really awesome, but then he wanted to move into the freshmen dorm.  I then decided to room with one of my really good friends.  [b]BIG MISTAKE) 1) He'd break my things without apologizing 2) Trade in pokemon / yu-gi-ho (however you spell that) cards 3) Watch cartoons throughout the day (I can understand if it were anime, but it was children's shows) 4) He'd mumble to himself really weird things 5) He'd eat my food without asking / compensating 6) He would constantly be playing games on my t.v 7) He dug around in my personal space! I'm quite thankful for not having a roommate.  Really. terriblelie Posted at 3:33 pm on Jan. 25, 2006 Slap the bitch. Sometimes bitches need slapped. taurus bebe Posted at 5:05 am on Jan. 20, 2006 I just realized that I do some of those things, like don't make my bed and eat my roomie's food. WHOOPS!! How early in the year is it? You might change your mind about her. Many times, my friends who have been randomly roomed together HATED each other at first. Well, obviously, they're friends now, so... mudslipfan Posted at 5:05 pm on Jan. 16, 2006 You need to get over it because you can't pick and choose who gets to be in your dormroom. thats why you have RA'S. Stop bitching and complaining about your roommate and go talk to your RA about it. Maybe she can get into another dormroom with somebody else. Its not that hard you know. Its rather simple. OnMyWay Posted at 9:28 pm on Jan. 14, 2006 MOVE like I shoulda done!!! davekrabbe Posted at 11:01 pm on Jan. 2, 2006 smother her in her sleep sike but that sux for you, isnt thier anything positve. InsanePrankster Posted at 10:39 pm on Jan. 2, 2006 mmmmmm.......thats hard nothin i can say except try fizzlesprettycoke Posted at 10:08 pm on Jan. 2, 2006 Girl I was freaking cracking up when i read that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MYSELF HAD A FAT BITCH ROOMMATE!!!!!!!!!!! my sophomore yr of college. Mind you, it even got horrible. Her and this other Bitch got together and made my life a LIVING HELL. They were hating on my boyfriend and everything! The police was involved and let's just say I'm joining the CIA one day. SilverClover Posted at 7:38 pm on Dec. 4, 2005 You don't sound like Ms. Suzy Sunshine either.   Most recent 15 of 42 previous replies displayed.