aren't you one of those guys?

howard :  

               what guys?

eve :    

               you know, one of those guys?  

               you give him a box of baking soda and he goes out into a wilderness and builds a shopping mall

howard :

               now just hold your horses and relax your thighs

               i've got a story to tell to your pretty sweet eyes

               you may be as witty as all outdoors

                               but what you don't realize

               is that my itty bitty dream of baking you smores

               could counter your nitty gritty theme of closing our doors

                                          to Gatlinburg

                                                                                   love,

                                                                                   eve & howard