Adding Reply Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic this is so HILARIOUS tho ive read it hundreds of times Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post lauz0987 Posted at 4:25 pm on Nov. 27, 2007 One day, little jonny asked his mum what sex was. She replied saying "Tonight, go into ur sisters room n hide behind the curtain and watch what she does with her boyfriend" The next morning she asks jonny what happned. Little jonny explained "well at first, they were just kinda talkin and laughin then they hugged n kissed, sister got a fever cuz she said she was feeling hot. So sis’s boyfriend put his hand up her shirt to find her heart, like a doc would do. Except he aint so smart cuz both of them got sick and they started panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have gotten cold as he shoved that up her skirt. About this time sis got worse and began to moan n sigh, n squirm around and slide to the end of the bed. Then i finally found out what was making them so sick- a big EEL had gotten into her boyfriends pants somehow!! It just jumped out and stood there, bout 10inches long!! Anyways he grabbed it with one hand to stop it from getting away. When sis saw it, she got really scared - her eyes got big and her mouth fell open, n she started calling to god n stuff like that. She said it was the biggest she’d ever seen, i should tell her about the ones at the lake!, anyway sis got brave n tried to kill the eel by biting it’s head off. All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and tried to keep it from biting again. Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it, and the boyfriend helped by lying on top of the eel. The eel put on a heck of a fight. Sis started moaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squishing it between them. After a while they both stopped moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up and sure enough they had killed the eel!! I knew this because it just hung there and also cuz some of it’s insides were dripping out. Sis and her boyfriend were a little tires from the battle, but they went back to bed anyway. They started huggin n kissing again. To my surprise the eel was NOT dead!!! It jumped back up!!! Sis then sat on top of it, and started jumping on it, trying to squish it again. She squealed and moaned, as she tried to kill it. After a while sis managed to kil the eel. I knew this because her boyfriend pulled the skin off of it and flushed it down the toilet." Little jonny’s mum fainted.

Replies almiron Posted at 11:31 pm on Mar. 10, 2008 hahaha..lol effyouseakay Posted at 6:40 pm on Feb. 3, 2008 Haha I've heard that one before. BouncingSouls Posted at 3:10 pm on Feb. 2, 2008 Very old joke, but still amusing :D katyrose Posted at 5:19 pm on Jan. 7, 2008 ewe omg. lol kitts Posted at 4:48 pm on Nov. 27, 2007 omg thats so funny lol lalagurl456 Posted at 4:46 pm on Nov. 27, 2007 hahaha! That is funny. =] kairaloha Posted at 4:39 pm on Nov. 27, 2007 *laughs* that is funny. EmO mUfFin Posted at 4:37 pm on Nov. 27, 2007 lol its supposed to be little johnny asked his mom what  making out was ..the mom would have expected that iff he asked wht sex was but it still makes me laugh haha so luvd Posted at 4:37 pm on Nov. 27, 2007 that is awesome!!!!!!!!!! yodian14 Posted at 4:32 pm on Nov. 27, 2007 very nice Volleychic21 Posted at 4:30 pm on Nov. 27, 2007 omg tht so cute and funny :) ScarlettxLove Posted at 4:30 pm on Nov. 27, 2007 haha! lacysbud07 Posted at 4:30 pm on Nov. 27, 2007 omg that is nasty but funny!!!!!!! Bittersweetoxox Posted at 4:29 pm on Nov. 27, 2007 I've read this before. I love it. LeanneS Posted at 4:29 pm on Nov. 27, 2007 hahaha that was funny Most recent 15 of 17 previous replies displayed.