Adding Reply Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic Why can't God be a chill ass bitch!? Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post Electric Funeral Posted at 10:09 am on June 30, 2008 If that motherfucker was instead like a chill ass dude or a sexy female that I can hit on incessantly to get Her to sleep with me, it would be so fucking cool. We could light up a joint and chillax in ma crib. But instead, from what I hear, he's an uptight lame motherfucker. Why is this? Why can't the supreme being learn to be more chillax? Is there honestly going to be Christian rock and Country playing in heaven?

Replies samurai608 Posted at 6:29 pm on July 1, 2008 Quote: from SovSull at 12:22 am on July 1, 2008 if i got to smoke up with yahweh that'd be pretty great. he'd want to flood the world and shit and i'd be like "nah dude, dick move" and he'd be like "you're right" and we would keep getting blazed. everyone wins LMAO, that would be amazing SovSull Posted at 9:22 pm on June 30, 2008 if i got to smoke up with yahweh that'd be pretty great. he'd want to flood the world and shit and i'd be like "nah dude, dick move" and he'd be like "you're right" and we would keep getting blazed. everyone wins MushroomSatsujin Posted at 9:10 pm on June 30, 2008 I wanna smoke with jesus branflakes Posted at 9:09 pm on June 30, 2008 dude, tripping on acid with god would be hella chill Shogun villimax Posted at 9:03 pm on June 30, 2008 " Is there honestly going to be Christian rock and Country playing in heaven?" Probibly,but they'r will probibly play your favorite kinds as well. It's not called Heaven for nothing. Selena Phillips Posted at 10:18 am on June 30, 2008 do none of the people who just commented read the bible EmbraceTheHate Posted at 10:13 am on June 30, 2008 go the satanic route, he's pretty chillax. 'cept when you owe him back for the awesome fun you've been having. inside out oreo Posted at 10:10 am on June 30, 2008 i don't know. but i partied with jesus before. he's pretty chill but everytime you give him a hit he torches it... Electric Funeral Posted at 10:09 am on June 30, 2008 Ride With The Devil. Always. All 9 previous replies displayed.