Adding Reply Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic The "Virgin" Mary Mystery.....SOLVED! Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post greatescape Posted at 4:10 pm on Sep. 21, 2008 I learned this today on Livewire. You can always decide yourself that you want to become a virgin again. The lord forgives you for your sins. I'm thinking that she was just regular old "Mary", got freaky with her sugardaddy, Joe....and then decided to become a virgin again. Mystery solved.  Your welcome world.

Replies dramaqueenxoxo Posted at 3:50 am on Sep. 22, 2008 lol... I really want to tell my RS teacher that one! Cruizer Posted at 1:37 am on Sep. 22, 2008 lol i like family guys response "im the virgin mary, thats my story and im gonna stick by it" Praise the Lard Posted at 6:11 pm on Sep. 21, 2008 Quote: from SovSull at 6:10 pm on Sep. 21, 2008 Quote: from Shaknbake at 9:01 pm on Sep. 21, 2008 The virgin birth was never mystery. Plain old fucking and/or plain old vaginal birth is never good enough for a god-man. You know there are stories telling how Siddhartha Gautama popped out his mother's side? How's that for Eastern wisdom?    One thing that's infinitely clear about the mystics and clerics of our world; they can't stand sex and they can't stand vagina. i for one would be very receptive of a new religion centered around vaginas church of the holy vagina cum one cum all glory hole glory hole hallelujah the jokes never end SovSull Posted at 6:10 pm on Sep. 21, 2008 Quote: from Shaknbake at 9:01 pm on Sep. 21, 2008 The virgin birth was never mystery. Plain old fucking and/or plain old vaginal birth is never good enough for a god-man. You know there are stories telling how Siddhartha Gautama popped out his mother's side? How's that for Eastern wisdom? One thing that's infinitely clear about the mystics and clerics of our world; they can't stand sex and they can't stand vagina. i for one would be very receptive of a new religion centered around vaginas Shaknbake Posted at 6:01 pm on Sep. 21, 2008 Quote: from greatescape11 at 4:10 pm on Sep. 21, 2008 I'm thinking that she was just regular old "Mary", got freaky with her sugardaddy, Joe....and then decided to become a virgin again. Mystery solved. Your welcome world. The virgin birth was never mystery. Plain old fucking and/or plain old vaginal birth is never good enough for a god-man. You know there are stories telling how Siddhartha Gautama popped out his mother's side? How's that for Eastern wisdom? One thing that's infinitely clear about the mystics and clerics of our world; they can't stand sex and they can't stand vagina. Takinam Posted at 4:37 pm on Sep. 21, 2008 This defeats the point of even having use of the word, "virgin". Why would Mary be called a virgin if everyone is a virgin? She was called a virgin because she was deemed "special" to not have sex and then to conceive a child. Not because of some idealistic interpretation of the word. littlebigwonder Posted at 4:20 pm on Sep. 21, 2008 One time.. On livewire I was told the meaning of life. then the topic got deleted Solitude Posted at 4:18 pm on Sep. 21, 2008 oh ok so I can be a virgin any day right? greatescape Posted at 4:17 pm on Sep. 21, 2008 Quote: from Permious at 6:14 pm on Sep. 21, 2008 Quote: from Pebbles123 at 4:12 pm on Sep. 21, 2008 I always thought she gave that guy a handjob and then fingered herself.    I guess your ones better than mine. pretty sure she would have used a turkey baster. mary would never finger herself Fingers=sin Turkey basters=God's will. Permious Posted at 4:14 pm on Sep. 21, 2008 Quote: from Pebbles123 at 4:12 pm on Sep. 21, 2008 I always thought she gave that guy a handjob and then fingered herself. I guess your ones better than mine. pretty sure she would have used a turkey baster. mary would never finger herself Pebbles123 Posted at 4:12 pm on Sep. 21, 2008 I always thought she gave that guy a handjob and then fingered herself. I guess your ones better than mine. pujolsfan Posted at 4:12 pm on Sep. 21, 2008 it was immaculate conception, that is all. Vbby Posted at 4:12 pm on Sep. 21, 2008 Ive been qutoed twice in one hour! Go me! hotsaucii princess Posted at 4:12 pm on Sep. 21, 2008 lol BING BANG Posted at 4:12 pm on Sep. 21, 2008 Or...they was about to get durttyz and he sprayed his baby batter near her vagoo and voila her eggo is preggo. Most recent 15 of 20 previous replies displayed.