Adding Reply Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic "cream" anyone? Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post babel Posted at 1:36 am on Jan. 14, 2009 i was having dessert with my family the other day and we ran out of cream. so i said  i would drive down to the shop and get some. on my way out i took an empty cream carton and got in my car and drove off. i stopped down the road and had a wank, cummed in to the carton and sealed it.  we poured it all over the apple pie and everyone loved it thinking it must have been an organic cream. i suppose it was in one sense. it was delicious.

Replies Ghost X Posted at 6:22 am on Jan. 16, 2009 Lies. Why do people post idiot stories and pass it off as reality? babel Posted at 5:39 am on Jan. 16, 2009 Quote: from lucky015 at 5:25 am on Jan. 16, 2009 Good thing i dont like Cream, Any form of it that is...except my dads you really are a weirdo. your dads?? lucky015 Posted at 5:25 am on Jan. 16, 2009 Good thing i dont like Cream, Any form of it that is... babel Posted at 5:24 am on Jan. 16, 2009 Quote: from theboxman at 5:22 am on Jan. 16, 2009 and then you woke up shut up you tart. theboxman Posted at 5:22 am on Jan. 16, 2009 and then you woke up babel Posted at 5:19 am on Jan. 16, 2009 Quote: from Bakker at 2:18 am on Jan. 14, 2009 Wow. Did you eat the "cream" too? i have become addicted to it. so now i just cum into the air and catch it in my mouth Expando1 Posted at 6:50 am on Jan. 14, 2009 where's mine? Love Today Posted at 3:31 am on Jan. 14, 2009 Quote: from babel at 1:42 am on Jan. 14, 2009 Quote: from Love Today at 1:36 am on Jan. 14, 2009 No you didnt. i did you bitch of a whore! lol thats something to be proud of. HowAboutsNo Posted at 2:43 am on Jan. 14, 2009 P.S. your story indicates that you like to eat cum. HowAboutsNo Posted at 2:42 am on Jan. 14, 2009 that wasnt even imaginative. Bakker Posted at 2:18 am on Jan. 14, 2009 Wow. Did you eat the "cream" too? audibleSIN Posted at 2:10 am on Jan. 14, 2009 Quote: from ocho cinco at 2:06 am on Jan. 14, 2009 Quote: from CuntFace at 2:05 am on Jan. 14, 2009 saying cream reminds me of that thing where you come in a girls pvag and the cum leaks ou whats that called? creampie? Yeah, That's what it is, ocho cinco Posted at 2:06 am on Jan. 14, 2009 Quote: from CuntFace at 2:05 am on Jan. 14, 2009 saying cream reminds me of that thing where you come in a girls pvag and the cum leaks ou whats that called? creampie? CuntFace Posted at 2:05 am on Jan. 14, 2009 saying cream reminds me of that thing where you come in a girls pvag and the cum leaks ou whats that called? giraffeofdoom Posted at 1:58 am on Jan. 14, 2009 Why would you do that to your family? Are they assholes? Most recent 15 of 25 previous replies displayed.