Adding Reply Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic Pushing the limits of human stupidity Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post Ldzpln Posted at 3:02 pm on Nov. 24, 2008 Today I wanted to light a cigarette. Except I didn't have a lighter, nor matches nor a fire breathing dragon. So i thought it'd be a good idea to use the gas stove to light my cigarette. As i lean over the huge flames, I hear this fizz and I smell something burning. I burnt my nose hair and the top of my scalp.

Replies Ldzpln Posted at 2:04 pm on Nov. 25, 2008 Quote: from snowfish at 1:20 am on Nov. 25, 2008 just hold the cig in the flame...I'm sure everyine's done it once. I accidently lit a filter and smoked it once :( I've done that too. Sucks, doesn't it?   snowfish Posted at 4:20 pm on Nov. 24, 2008 just hold the cig in the flame...I'm sure everyine's done it once. I accidently lit a filter and smoked it once :( Skip Posted at 4:06 pm on Nov. 24, 2008 lmao emoly pqausch Posted at 3:12 pm on Nov. 24, 2008 HAHAHHAAHAA that's why i make sure i have a lighter tait Posted at 3:12 pm on Nov. 24, 2008 Quote: from ldzpln at 11:05 pm on Nov. 24, 2008 Quote: from tait at 12:03 am on Nov. 25, 2008 Thats why you light a piece of paper and light your cig off that. I figured that after having dunked my head in a tub of water. Epiphanies ftw. hersheyparker Posted at 3:10 pm on Nov. 24, 2008 Seriously? LOL! Littlestoxie Posted at 3:09 pm on Nov. 24, 2008 Stinks too doesn't it. kaylalynn2008 Posted at 3:07 pm on Nov. 24, 2008 i've seen someone use a toaster... they got their nose pretty good, and all i could do was laugh my ass off haha XxFoxXfirexX Posted at 3:06 pm on Nov. 24, 2008 nice one Ldzpln Posted at 3:05 pm on Nov. 24, 2008 Quote: from tait at 12:03 am on Nov. 25, 2008 Thats why you light a piece of paper and light your cig off that. I figured that after having dunked my head in a tub of water. Natsy Posted at 3:04 pm on Nov. 24, 2008 rofl XD Free 2b Me Posted at 3:03 pm on Nov. 24, 2008 Ahh, Ive singed the hair doing that one too.... Incompetence. fluffy panties Posted at 3:03 pm on Nov. 24, 2008 Nice. rainey Posted at 3:03 pm on Nov. 24, 2008 Ouch. Lesson learned (I hope). Vintorez Posted at 3:03 pm on Nov. 24, 2008 haaaaaaaaaaaaa Most recent 15 of 18 previous replies displayed.