Here is mine:
I was helping a woman with a strong accent once, and she wanted to get a cinnamon bun. She, for some reason wouldn't stop talking in the third-person. So, as she asks for the cinnamon she says "The big one please, Sonya's HUNGRY. ". So she's standing there waiting for her cinnamon bun, as I get it for her trying SO HARD not to burst into laughter. It was the funniest thing!!!!
Discuss.
Then he left. Came back half an hour later, asked if we had cards. "No." So he left again to check in his car.
He came back 45 minutes later and showed us 3 card tricks. Left, came back and showed us one more.
He was cool.
We couldn't afford electrical wire around the bull pen, which had never been a problem because the bull was fairly young, but recently he had started eyeing the dairy cows and we knew we couldn't hold him for long. We just didn't know when HE would figure that out. It was at the boss' 5 year old daughter's birthday party when he snapped. The 5 year olds were about to do the pinata, so you have a bunch of 5 year olds blind folded with sticks when the bull jumps the fence. it took 3 bullets to the head to take him down, and we're still eating the delicious beef.
Another time, I was at a work party at a bar, and I was forced to get up and do a karaoke contest. I sucked so much, but I still won the prize. :)