Adding Reply Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic OMG OMG OMG IMAC JISMMMM!!!1 Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post TiMmMeE Posted at 4:35 pm on Sep. 3, 2005 I convinced my dad to order an iMac a few days ago, much to the disappointment of Windows nerds everywhere.  It came this morning and we hooked it up a few hours ago, and OH MY GOD.     APPLE IS SO SEXY; I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH EACH AND EVERY PROGRAMMER THAT CREATED OS X.     Seriously, yo.  The absolutely amazingly sexy 20" screen.  The fact that there is a little switcheroo cube of doom when you Fast User Switch.  The fact that every freaking thing in the computer is indexed for your viewing pleasure.  Expose.  Dashboard.     Oh, and the fact that I can say aloud, "Bastard, tell me a joke." and it does.     What the hell is everyone still doing on Windows?     HELLO, ASSHOLES, you can get the computer to TELL YOU JOKES. SUPERMEGAH4XUPDATE: "The Making of an Applehead." (my motha) "I Love Being a Trendy Bastard." (Edited by TiMmMeE at 9:10 pm on Sep. 7, 2005)

Replies TiMmMeE Posted at 9:11 am on Sep. 18, 2006 Quote: from BBallAsh23 at 5:10 am on Sep. 3, 2006 Still like the Mac? I've been thinking it's time for something new... I'm thinking macbook.  I could so get one next august. Of course.  I adore it.  My sister got a MacBook for college and she digs it greatly as well. BBallAsh23 Posted at 8:10 pm on Sep. 2, 2006 Still like the Mac? I've been thinking it's time for something new... I'm thinking macbook.  I could so get one next august. sydneysue13 Posted at 10:29 am on Sep. 2, 2006 This post rox my sox off. I have a mac laptop. Actually it's my family's. And it's old. And it came from a doctor's office. TiMmMeE Posted at 1:25 pm on Aug. 25, 2006 Quote: from Stormblazer at 9:00 pm on Aug. 24, 2006 I hope this is a parody post, or I'm even more worried about the mental status of Mac fanboys than I already was. Namely, that they might be something in addition to idiot that is much more dangerous to the public at large. While I do love the computer, the post was pretty obviously tongue-in-cheek. Stormblazer Posted at 12:00 pm on Aug. 24, 2006 I hope this is a parody post, or I'm even more worried about the mental status of Mac fanboys than I already was. Namely, that they might be something in addition to idiot that is much more dangerous to the public at large. mephisto mortis Posted at 6:42 am on Aug. 24, 2006 Quote: from espresso8097 at 11:58 pm on Aug. 23, 2006 Id only be able to stand macs if i could get a Dual 2.5ghz G5 with 8gm RAM. So would I, and it doesnt matter cause I built faster for cheaper.  Gotta love overpricing. espresso8097 Posted at 8:58 pm on Aug. 23, 2006 Id only be able to stand macs if i could get a Dual 2.5ghz G5 with 8gm RAM. Blue Dragon Posted at 3:28 pm on Aug. 23, 2006 Great a computer that tells jokes. macuser Posted at 10:35 pm on April 23, 2006 Quote: from squirellplayingtag at 8:53 am on Sep. 4, 2005 With some "hacking" OSX will install on ix86 systems as well. I've been thinking about trying to dual boot debian and osX on the old computer! Thats bad, And Totaly and completely illegal. And also my iMac Intel Core Duo can run Windows and OS X legaly, but I would never run Windows on my beautiful iMac (Edited by macuser at 10:37 pm on April 23, 2006) macuser Posted at 10:33 pm on April 23, 2006 Quote: from TiMmMeE at 4:35 pm on Sep. 3, 2005 I convinced my dad to order an iMac a few days ago, much to the disappointment of Windows nerds everywhere.  It came this morning and we hooked it up a few hours ago, and OH MY GOD.     APPLE IS SO SEXY; I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH EACH AND EVERY PROGRAMMER THAT CREATED OS X.     Seriously, yo.  The absolutely amazingly sexy 20" screen.  The fact that there is a little switcheroo cube of doom when you Fast User Switch.  The fact that every freaking thing in the computer is indexed for your viewing pleasure.  Expose.  Dashboard.     Oh, and the fact that I can say aloud, "Bastard, tell me a joke." and it does.     What the hell is everyone still doing on Windows?     HELLO, ASSHOLES, you can get the computer to TELL YOU JOKES. SUPERMEGAH4XUPDATE: "The Making of an Applehead." (my motha) "I Love Being a Trendy Bastard." (Edited by TiMmMeE at 9:10 pm on Sep. 7, 2005) Cool, so you got the iMac G5 first Gen. I used to have one to but now I do video editing so I had to get an iMac Core Duo, I do miss my G5 though because my intel mac has a few bugs with OS X. But Im sure you will love it, they are great!! Coolslayr Posted at 10:52 pm on April 22, 2006 Quote: from PHo at 4:37 pm on Sep. 3, 2005 Are they good jokes? some of them are.....and if you know the right command line in the terminal it can give you the recipie for sugar cookies.....it's been in the Mac os subsystem ever since Mac os 8....lol ilovecookies Posted at 7:14 pm on Mar. 31, 2006 My computer is nearing death. I'm so jealous... You whore. mephisto mortis Posted at 9:48 am on Mar. 25, 2006 Quote: from TiMmMeE at 7:03 am on Mar. 25, 2006 Quote: from ajm51987 at 12:18 am on Mar. 24, 2006 What the hell is everyone still doing on Windows?      Playing video games and saving money, I suppose. :D The iMac comes with THREE WHOLE GAMES! A MARBLE GAME + A DINOSAUR GAME + CHESS!! What more could you ever want?? :) all the various Blizzard games that run native in os x   TiMmMeE Posted at 4:03 am on Mar. 25, 2006 Quote: from ajm51987 at 12:18 am on Mar. 24, 2006 What the hell is everyone still doing on Windows?   Playing video games and saving money, I suppose. :D The iMac comes with THREE WHOLE GAMES! A MARBLE GAME + A DINOSAUR GAME + CHESS!! What more could you ever want?? :) ajm51987 Posted at 3:18 pm on Mar. 23, 2006 What the hell is everyone still doing on Windows?   Playing video games and saving money, I suppose. :D Most recent 15 of 40 previous replies displayed.