Adding Reply Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic girls, which kitchen utensil have you tried killing him with Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post Catacomb Posted at 9:46 am on Nov. 30, 2008 she tried to kill me with an ice cream scooper i dont know what the fuck for either

Replies Toyah Posted at 9:57 am on Nov. 30, 2008 Quote: from Catacomb at 5:50 pm on Nov. 30, 2008 Quote: from Toyah at 4:49 am on Dec. 1, 2008 i have been stabbed with a spoon, fork and scratched with a knife -- you're not lesbian so i dont understand what the fuck does it count if you slept in the same bed as your best mate for a week? Catacomb Posted at 9:50 am on Nov. 30, 2008 Quote: from Toyah at 4:49 am on Dec. 1, 2008 i have been stabbed with a spoon, fork and scratched with a knife -- you're not lesbian so i dont understand what the fuck Toyah Posted at 9:49 am on Nov. 30, 2008 i have been stabbed with a spoon, fork and scratched with a knife -- scarykids87 Posted at 9:49 am on Nov. 30, 2008 haha she was trying to give your cheek frostbite hahaha. Catacomb Posted at 9:48 am on Nov. 30, 2008 whatever she thought she probably regretted throwing away that nutcracker i bought her last christmas Dev95 Posted at 9:47 am on Nov. 30, 2008 Pie pan Catacomb Posted at 9:47 am on Nov. 30, 2008 Quote: from pclueless92 at 4:47 am on Dec. 1, 2008 WTH i dont try killing neone with nething <_< when i chain you to the oven you might want to try radshelb Posted at 9:47 am on Nov. 30, 2008 a cheese grater. pclueless92 Posted at 9:47 am on Nov. 30, 2008 WTH i dont try killing neone with nething <_< MixedDelight Posted at 9:47 am on Nov. 30, 2008 A turkey  baster All 10 previous replies displayed.