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Deeznutz FYC Posted at 6:09 pm on Oct. 23, 2007
Let's hear some of your favorite one liners.

"I'm Wayne Brady bitch!!"  

''When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth''

''The people kill, the people that they kill get up and kill!''

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merridew Posted at 3:45 pm on Nov. 5, 2009
"I'm having a blast! This is the most fun I've had without lubricant!"

In fact, almost everything Adam says in Saw.

ziinoko Posted at 9:44 pm on Oct. 12, 2009
Don't like movie
moda1 Posted at 8:28 am on Sep. 27, 2009
The Abbot at first tried to console Pai Mei, only to find Pai Mei was inconsolable. So began the massacre of the Shaolin Temple and all sixty of the monks inside at the fists of the White Lotus. And so began the legend of Pai Mei's five-point-palm-exploding-heart technique. Babylon 5
joliefox Posted at 5:28 am on Sep. 21, 2009
I don't know if anybody has already mentioned it, but my most favourite movie quote is from Jack Barton, alias Kurt Russel in Big Trouble in Little China:

"are you ready Jack?"

"mpf, I was born ready!"

cassieross Posted at 8:36 am on Aug. 21, 2009
we're gonna need a bigger boat

Jaws

cassieross Posted at 8:35 am on Aug. 21, 2009
-"George likes the bananas!"

-"GEORGE CAN HAVE BANANAS ON THE SIDE!"

Seinfeld

Feel The High Posted at 4:02 pm on Aug. 14, 2009
"You guys are the worst twins ever"

"This isn't where I parked my car."

Brian Fantana: [about Veronica] I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.
[opens cologne cabinet]
Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.
Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent.
Brian Fantana: Oh yeah.
Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
Brian Fantana: Yep.
Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
[cheesy grin]
Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.
Brian Fantana: Well... Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr.
[snarls]

Ron Burgundy: I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.
[Veronica turns and walks away]
Ron Burgundy: Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I... I wanna be on you.

Pez Posted at 5:03 am on Aug. 11, 2009
Miller's Crossing (1990):

Caspar: It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

Leo: So you wanna kill him.
Dane: For starters.

Verna: That's not why you came either.
Tom: Tell me why I came.
Verna: The oldest reason there is.
Tom: There are friendlier places to drink.

Bernie: Don't smart me! See I wanna watch you squirm; I wanna see you sweat a little, and when you smart me... it ruins it.

Deuce Deuce Posted at 6:14 pm on Aug. 3, 2009
"Monster cock stuck in the door!" - Feast

hahaha. the movie was a really enjoyable and funny horror comedy.

clockworkorange71 Posted at 1:23 pm on July 19, 2009
"What are you doing?"
"I'm committing carbicide." -Bruno, lmao best thing I've ever heard.. XDD
4ade Posted at 11:39 am on June 14, 2009
"thats a beautiful accent, new jersey?

"Austria"

"Austria....well, looks like another shrimp on the barbie"

Dumb and dumber = epic

Cunttasticcc Posted at 3:02 pm on June 2, 2009
Pineapple Express:

"I feel like a slice of butter, on a big pile of flapjacks.... Yeah."

"I'm serious. Your dick... my mouth."

"Maybe he went to Heaven... he was a little fucker, he could've gone to hell."

"And I'm looking through you... & I see I need to paint the spot on the wall behind you."

there's many more from that movie. it's hilarious.

redlabel Posted at 9:32 am on June 2, 2009
step brothers is pretty much one hilarious quote.
bedazzled67 Posted at 9:28 am on May 21, 2009
It's not my favourite but, I just love it lol..
"You're a hooker? Jesus, I forgot! I just thought I was doing GREAT with you!" - Arthur (the movie.. not the tv show, lol.)
Jesus66 Posted at 5:06 am on May 13, 2009
If this hasn't been said already, shame:
Die hard - "Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker."
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