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I never forget Posted at 1:13 am on Sep. 5, 2008
Take away potatoes.

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o0Pippa0o Posted at 7:55 am on Sep. 8, 2008
Quote: from I never forget at 9:19 am on Sep. 5, 2008

Quote: from xsolox at 1:14 am on Sep. 5, 2008

ummmm okay?
 

Well you see Irish people are retarded. They died because there were no potatoes.
The English helped them out, during the "first potato famine".
Then it happened again, and the English were like "WTF you do know potatoes aren't the only source of food on the planet right?", and didn't help the dumb shits out.  
So now Irish people hate English people because apparently, they died because of them. Because you know Ireland has no other food sources. They are no where near an ocean, so they can't fish. Also there also no animals, to eat.


What else did you want them to eat? They ate/sold everything they had for food.  
Yes, the could have caught wild animals if they had guns which they wouldn't have had if they were poor besides whay would they have caught? Rabbits? It'd take an awful lot of Rabbits to feed a hungry family of 5+.
As for Fish, well in thosse days cars so if you didn't live near a river/the sea even a 1/2 hour drive isn't a walk someone who was starving would survive. Plus if you weren't a fisherman the chances are you wouldn't know how to fish.
Also, they had grain but the british, who ruled the country at the time said "F*ck it, they'll be grand" and continued exporting it.
One last point; the first famine happened over 100 years before the first one and had nothing to do with potato blight it just happened to be a really cold winter.

By the way, there can be funny famine jokes...this just isn't one of them

HAHAIWIN Posted at 7:11 am on Sep. 7, 2008
lol your an idiot the english tried to supress the irish's beliefs.the people of irelad didnt want that to happen so they were attacked by the british army. the irish then weren't allowed to own land, go to school or practise their religeon. they had no permanent income therefore they could only grow potatoes on the tiny plots of land they werre givin for 5 times more than they could afford they needed money for food and rent so they grew the cheapest and ate potatoes for every meal. then when the famine came they were fucked and the british gave them less then one-fifth of the grain that they needed and it was rotten. THATS how the irish were treated. Now though its funny cause the irish economy is fine with low taxes while the british have immigrants coming in from india and everywhere else slowly bankrupting them and crashing the economy. HA!! BEAT THAT!
Link01 Posted at 8:09 am on Sep. 5, 2008
Quote: from I never forget at 10:22 am on Sep. 5, 2008

Quote: from Link01 at 2:05 am on Sep. 5, 2008

Quote: from I never forget at 9:56 am on Sep. 5, 2008

Quote: from conoris16 at 1:52 am on Sep. 5, 2008

Quote: from I never forget at 1:31 am on Sep. 5, 2008

Quote: from conoris16 at 1:21 am on Sep. 5, 2008

just so you knwo that is incredibly racist and two  

  the real way to kill us irish is to make us overdose on guiness


  Dying because you can't eat potatoes, is retarded.


 

  hey i tell ytou what im gonna report you know, you could have pretended it was a joke but you had ot go and get all serious


  History doesn't lie.


 

 The english took over their country would you not be upset by that?


The Irish made terrorist attacks on England. Would you not be upset by that?


It was because they were supressed and wanted to be indipendant (stupid way though)

I never forget Posted at 2:22 am on Sep. 5, 2008
Quote: from Link01 at 2:05 am on Sep. 5, 2008

Quote: from I never forget at 9:56 am on Sep. 5, 2008

Quote: from conoris16 at 1:52 am on Sep. 5, 2008

Quote: from I never forget at 1:31 am on Sep. 5, 2008

Quote: from conoris16 at 1:21 am on Sep. 5, 2008

just so you knwo that is incredibly racist and two    

    the real way to kill us irish is to make us overdose on guiness


   

   Dying because you can't eat potatoes, is retarded.


 

  hey i tell ytou what im gonna report you know, you could have pretended it was a joke but you had ot go and get all serious


 

 History doesn't lie.


The english took over their country would you not be upset by that?


The Irish made terrorist attacks on England. Would you not be upset by that?

Scarlet Tears Posted at 2:08 am on Sep. 5, 2008
Teehee I get it :)
Link01 Posted at 2:05 am on Sep. 5, 2008
Quote: from I never forget at 9:56 am on Sep. 5, 2008

Quote: from conoris16 at 1:52 am on Sep. 5, 2008

Quote: from I never forget at 1:31 am on Sep. 5, 2008

Quote: from conoris16 at 1:21 am on Sep. 5, 2008

just so you knwo that is incredibly racist and two  

  the real way to kill us irish is to make us overdose on guiness


  Dying because you can't eat potatoes, is retarded.


 

 hey i tell ytou what im gonna report you know, you could have pretended it was a joke but you had ot go and get all serious


History doesn't lie.


The english took over their country would you not be upset by that?

I never forget Posted at 1:56 am on Sep. 5, 2008
Quote: from conoris16 at 1:52 am on Sep. 5, 2008

Quote: from I never forget at 1:31 am on Sep. 5, 2008

Quote: from conoris16 at 1:21 am on Sep. 5, 2008

just so you knwo that is incredibly racist and two  

  the real way to kill us irish is to make us overdose on guiness


 

 Dying because you can't eat potatoes, is retarded.


hey i tell ytou what im gonna report you know, you could have pretended it was a joke but you had ot go and get all serious


History doesn't lie.

conoris16 Posted at 1:52 am on Sep. 5, 2008
Quote: from I never forget at 1:31 am on Sep. 5, 2008

Quote: from conoris16 at 1:21 am on Sep. 5, 2008

just so you knwo that is incredibly racist and two  

 the real way to kill us irish is to make us overdose on guiness


Dying because you can't eat potatoes, is retarded.


hey i tell ytou what im gonna report you know, you could have pretended it was a joke but you had ot go and get all serious

I never forget Posted at 1:31 am on Sep. 5, 2008
Quote: from conoris16 at 1:21 am on Sep. 5, 2008

just so you knwo that is incredibly racist and two

the real way to kill us irish is to make us overdose on guiness


Dying because you can't eat potatoes, is retarded.

conoris16 Posted at 1:21 am on Sep. 5, 2008
just so you knwo that is incredibly racist and two

the real way to kill us irish is to make us overdose on guiness

I never forget Posted at 1:19 am on Sep. 5, 2008
Quote: from xsolox at 1:14 am on Sep. 5, 2008

ummmm okay?

Well you see Irish people are retarded. They died because there were no potatoes.
The English helped them out, during the "first potato famine".
Then it happened again, and the English were like "WTF you do know potatoes aren't the only source of food on the planet right?", and didn't help the dumb shits out.
So now Irish people hate English people because apparently, they died because of them. Because you know Ireland has no other food sources. They are no where near an ocean, so they can't fish. Also there also no animals, to eat.

SimbaGrrl Posted at 1:14 am on Sep. 5, 2008
W o n d e r l a n d Posted at 1:14 am on Sep. 5, 2008
ummmm okay?
hound Posted at 1:14 am on Sep. 5, 2008
DON'T YOU FUCKING TOUCH THOSE POTATOES!!!!
I may need those later....
Alabamarama Posted at 1:14 am on Sep. 5, 2008
Ba-dun-csh.
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