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I never forget Posted at 12:05 am on Nov. 18, 2008
Why did the chicken cross the road?

To blow up the police car!

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I never forget Posted at 12:22 am on Nov. 18, 2008
Quote: from theboxman at 12:20 am on Nov. 18, 2008

Is the duck a member of Al-Quida?

Actually the duck is a Protestant.

theboxman Posted at 12:20 am on Nov. 18, 2008
Is the duck a member of Al-Quida?
I never forget Posted at 12:17 am on Nov. 18, 2008
Quote: from Jman19 at 12:16 am on Nov. 18, 2008

Retarded kid... good excuse.

I know, but don't tell everyone. I don't want them to know that I have to pin the blame on fictional retarded kids that I create in my free time.

Jman19 Posted at 12:16 am on Nov. 18, 2008
Retarded kid... good excuse.
I never forget Posted at 12:14 am on Nov. 18, 2008
Quote: from roflfuckyou at 12:09 am on Nov. 18, 2008


you make a point of telling us he is retarded, and yet you are the one telling us it.

What great deduction skills yous has

hi sarah Posted at 12:09 am on Nov. 18, 2008
Quote: from I never forget at 7:07 pm on Nov. 18, 2008

Quote: from Isobel at 12:06 am on Nov. 18, 2008

oh yay, not funnee.

The kid is 9 years old, retarded, and really hates the police.



you make a point of telling us he is retarded, and yet you are the one telling us it.
I never forget Posted at 12:07 am on Nov. 18, 2008
Quote: from Isobel at 12:06 am on Nov. 18, 2008

oh yay, not funnee.

The kid is 9 years old, retarded, and really hates the police.

hi sarah Posted at 12:07 am on Nov. 18, 2008
no
9 Volt Posted at 12:06 am on Nov. 18, 2008
Huehuehue, what a clever bastard <3
haffwoff Posted at 12:06 am on Nov. 18, 2008
haha retarded kids are fun
isobel Posted at 12:06 am on Nov. 18, 2008
oh yay, not funnee.
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