Adding Reply Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic Gay flight attendant Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post santana 08 Posted at 10:30 am on Nov. 28, 2008 Haha. I thought it was funny.   THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT > My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. > As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that >'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.' > On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. > 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.' > She calmly turned her head and said, > 'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.' > To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, > 'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.Tray-up, Bitch'

Replies TKDgoneveggie Posted at 12:33 pm on Nov. 28, 2008 omg yes!!! Brunette lady Posted at 12:26 pm on Nov. 28, 2008 Im pretty sure I read that on a website before along with others. Spirit of Desire Posted at 10:56 am on Nov. 28, 2008 Thats fucking awesome. Riot Posted at 10:42 am on Nov. 28, 2008 Fucking brilliant. -applause- Kurasu chan Posted at 10:41 am on Nov. 28, 2008 OOOOOOO THAT SIIIICK! Fucking amaZing!! arwen rashka Posted at 10:36 am on Nov. 28, 2008 That's facking fabulous. meow666 Posted at 10:35 am on Nov. 28, 2008 OH SNAP!!! :P noraa Posted at 10:35 am on Nov. 28, 2008 Omg he sounds awesome! I want a flight attendant like that! Sarge Posted at 10:35 am on Nov. 28, 2008 Epic. murphy mcbagel Posted at 10:34 am on Nov. 28, 2008 WOW! hahaha! fucking awesome. King Kong Posted at 10:34 am on Nov. 28, 2008 lol xBlackRainbow93x Posted at 10:34 am on Nov. 28, 2008 Pwnd Ku Klux Klan Posted at 10:32 am on Nov. 28, 2008 lol Dannay Posted at 10:31 am on Nov. 28, 2008 PISSING MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Teenie1 Posted at 10:31 am on Nov. 28, 2008 LOL, She got PWND. Most recent 15 of 17 previous replies displayed.