>Why are scene kids so bad at karate?
Because they can never get past the white belt. >A punk with a rainbow-colored mohawk sits down on a bench next to an old man. After awhile, he notices the old man is staring at him. "What's wrong, old timer?" asks the punk, "Never done anything wild in your life?" "Actually," says the geezer, "One time I screwed a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."
>Q:What do you do if there's an emo in your backyard with his hand blow off?
A:Stop laughing and reload!
>What's better than 50 emo kids nailed to a tree?
One emo kid nailed to fifty trees.
>What would you rather be: emo or handycapped?
trick question: being emo is a handycap.
>Myspace.
>An emo kid, a jew, a mexican, and a black guy jump off a building, who wins? Society.
>Emo is to music as Terrorism is to society.
>Get scene or cut trying
>How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three! One to replace it, two to write a poem about how they miss the old one.
>Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
>I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself..(works for hair too.)
>If a blonde and an emo kid jump off a building and hit the ground at the same time, who dies first? The blonde, she drowns in the emo kid's tears.
> What's the difference between an Emo kid and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry.
>How many emo kids does it take to make a microwave burrito?
Four. One to write about it on LiveJournal, One to post a MySpace bulletin, One to take a picture of himself in the mirror with the burrito, and One to microwave the burrito.
>What's the difference between an emo kid and an onio
n? You cry when you cut an onion.
>what do you call a punk without a girlfriend??
Homeless
>What do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean? A good start. 
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