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Cpt Wtf Posted at 9:25 am on Dec. 11, 2008
the good guy was strolling down the street, with his usual cock eyed perverted look on his face. He stops all of a sudden and thinks to himself.. hmmm i could really go for some food right about now...

So the good guy turns round and walks past all the ice cream shops and hot dog stands. He's in the mood for some HONEY!!!

so anyway he carries on strolling down the street with his hands down his trousers as he stares at all the elderly people... eventually he arrives at a an old tree holding nothing but a nice juicy honey comb one one of its branches...

The good guy reaches up and places his hand inside the honey pot and gets a nice big handful of it... he eats away happily when suddenley he spots a stray dog, good guy like stray doggy... instantly he became a horny twisted lunatic who had a fondness for sex with small dogs.

He took his honey filled hand and pulled down his trousers, smearing honey on his arse as he did so BUT after coating his bottom in yellow goo he realised that a certian grizzly bear had been eyeing him up for the past half an hour!

Grizzly began to chase good guy and ended up mounting him in the middle of a motorway.

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Aphrodite54 Posted at 11:16 am on Dec. 11, 2008
Oh fuck that sucked.

54

Natsy Posted at 10:18 am on Dec. 11, 2008
Quote: from prisoner of hss at 6:05 pm on Dec. 11, 2008

Quote: from Natsy at 12:57 pm on Dec. 11, 2008

Quote: from prisoner of hss at 5:42 pm on Dec. 11, 2008

Quote: from Natsy at 12:27 pm on Dec. 11, 2008

lolss xx
you are easily amused

 

 i know... it's starting to become a problem xx


xx shut up

ok xx

iconoclast Posted at 10:05 am on Dec. 11, 2008
Quote: from Natsy at 12:57 pm on Dec. 11, 2008

Quote: from prisoner of hss at 5:42 pm on Dec. 11, 2008

Quote: from Natsy at 12:27 pm on Dec. 11, 2008

lolss xx
you are easily amused

i know... it's starting to become a problem xx


xx shut up
Natsy Posted at 9:57 am on Dec. 11, 2008
Quote: from prisoner of hss at 5:42 pm on Dec. 11, 2008

Quote: from Natsy at 12:27 pm on Dec. 11, 2008

lolss xx
you are easily amused

i know... it's starting to become a problem xx

iconoclast Posted at 9:42 am on Dec. 11, 2008
Quote: from Natsy at 12:27 pm on Dec. 11, 2008

lolss xx
you are easily amused
taraxgoesxboom Posted at 9:30 am on Dec. 11, 2008
um, no.
Niick Posted at 9:30 am on Dec. 11, 2008
That an anti-joke? Seemed like someone was making it up as they wrote it...
zamrambo Posted at 9:29 am on Dec. 11, 2008
yeah i didnt laugh at all. try using good grammar too.
BeautifulLies82 Posted at 9:29 am on Dec. 11, 2008
Wow...
xoxHelloYhurixox Posted at 9:29 am on Dec. 11, 2008
LMAO!!

Good one. =]

bambi89 Posted at 9:28 am on Dec. 11, 2008
that wasn't funny
mike19801 Posted at 9:28 am on Dec. 11, 2008
you are sick!!!!!!
dealing wo it 2006 Posted at 9:28 am on Dec. 11, 2008
oh yeah, hilarious!!! cough*
Spiral Posted at 9:27 am on Dec. 11, 2008
Fantastic
Byble Posted at 9:27 am on Dec. 11, 2008
wut.
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