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CRT7 Posted at 6:03 pm on Dec. 16, 2008
Ok have you guys got any of these?

There my favorite such as...
What did batman say to robin before robin got in the car?
Get in the car robin

What was white and fell out of a tree?
A Fridge

Why does rupert the bear wear a yellow and black shirt?
Cos hes a tw*t
LMAO

u guys got any similar?

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Pebbles123 Posted at 6:24 pm on Dec. 16, 2008
Quote: from Cutensassy54 at 2:11 am on Dec. 17, 2008

Quote: from Pebbles123 at 6:05 pm on Dec. 16, 2008

Quote: from Cutensassy54 at 2:04 am on Dec. 17, 2008

Quote: from bosss at 6:03 pm on Dec. 16, 2008

knock knock?

  Who's there?!?!

 

 Haha. I bet they leave it at "knock knock"


 


Ska Ninja Posted at 6:12 pm on Dec. 16, 2008
those are gay
Kankalicious Posted at 6:11 pm on Dec. 16, 2008
Quote: from Pebbles123 at 6:05 pm on Dec. 16, 2008

Quote: from Cutensassy54 at 2:04 am on Dec. 17, 2008

Quote: from bosss at 6:03 pm on Dec. 16, 2008

knock knock?
 
 Who's there?!?!

Haha. I bet they leave it at "knock knock"


marshmellowman Posted at 6:10 pm on Dec. 16, 2008
Quote: from Seani at 2:04 am on Dec. 17, 2008

Why did the girl fall off her bike?
Her dad threw a fridge at her.

lmao, now that's funny.
forfallonyy Posted at 6:06 pm on Dec. 16, 2008
knock knock ::whose there::dr octagonapus::dr octagonapus who::: firin mi lazor
uprize Posted at 6:06 pm on Dec. 16, 2008
what green and looks like a bucket?
A green bucket
Clara Bell Posted at 6:06 pm on Dec. 16, 2008
How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
-Open the door, put the elephant in, close the door.

How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
-Open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, close the door.

There's a meeting in the Animal Kingdom. Which animal doesn't go?
-The giraffe, cause he's in the fridge.

You come to river full of alligators with no bridge. How do you cross?
-Swim, cause the alligators are at the meeting.

Sexisocerplaya04 Posted at 6:06 pm on Dec. 16, 2008
a guy walked into a bar


now hes in the hospital

Pebbles123 Posted at 6:05 pm on Dec. 16, 2008
Quote: from Cutensassy54 at 2:04 am on Dec. 17, 2008

Quote: from bosss at 6:03 pm on Dec. 16, 2008

knock knock?

Who's there?!?!

Haha. I bet they leave it at "knock knock"

cyanotype Posted at 6:05 pm on Dec. 16, 2008
How does the moon cut it's hair?
Eclipse It

What did the magazine say to to the novel?
I've got issues.

Got to love teenbiz. Not.

Seani Posted at 6:04 pm on Dec. 16, 2008
What do you call a woman in the distance?
Dot.


Why did the girl fall off her bike?
Her dad threw a fridge at her.

marshmellowman Posted at 6:04 pm on Dec. 16, 2008
That's just not funny, just pure bollocks.
Kankalicious Posted at 6:04 pm on Dec. 16, 2008
Quote: from bosss at 6:03 pm on Dec. 16, 2008

knock knock?

Who's there?!?!
stackersxox Posted at 6:04 pm on Dec. 16, 2008
whose there?
bosss Posted at 6:03 pm on Dec. 16, 2008
knock knock?
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