Adding Reply Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic Girl Boy Penis Vagina Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post rileyana Posted at 5:04 am on Jan. 2, 2009 A little boy and girl are in a bathtub, and are naked because they are too little too understand anything like that. The girl and boy ask each other: "What's that?" and they both reply: "I'll ask my parents." So the boy goes home and asks his dad what it is. The dad looks solemnly at him and says: "Son, that's your car. You park it in a girls garage." The girl goes home and says: "what's that?" The mother says: "That's your garage. dont let any boy park his car in it." The next day they are again the tub. The boy says its a car and remembers what his dad said. So he begins to put it in the girls "garage". But then the girl remembers what her mom said. 5 minutes later, the girl comes to the mom with blood all over her. The mother asks her what was wrong and she said: "Mommy, a boy tried to put his car in my garage, but I popped his two back tires."

Replies XCyanideXLipsX Posted at 5:52 am on Jan. 2, 2009 OUCH.... O.O Soccerchik107 Posted at 5:44 am on Jan. 2, 2009 Lmfao. OW. denizliliturk Posted at 5:43 am on Jan. 2, 2009 looooool i laughed so hard SpasticTurnip Posted at 5:38 am on Jan. 2, 2009 mmkay.. lol purplesmurf Posted at 5:12 am on Jan. 2, 2009 oooh... =\ rileyana Posted at 5:11 am on Jan. 2, 2009 Quote: from chilly person at 5:09 am on Jan. 2, 2009 Quote: from chilly person at 5:07 am on Jan. 2, 2009 Copyfisher! W8 never mind. I didn't read the end. ok..... rileyana Posted at 5:09 am on Jan. 2, 2009 Quote: from ocho cinco at 5:06 am on Jan. 2, 2009 Quote: from rileyana at 5:04 am on Jan. 2, 2009 A little boy and girl are in a bathtub, and are naked because they are too little too understand anything like that. The girl and boy ask each other: "What's that?" and they both reply: "I'll ask my parents." So the boy goes home and asks his dad what it is. The dad looks solemnly at him and says: "Son, that's your car. You park it in a girls garage." The girl goes home and says: "what's that?" The mother says: "That's your garage. dont let any boy park his car in it." The next day they are again the tub. The boy says its a car and remembers what his dad said. So he begins to put it in the girls "garage". But then the girl remembers what her mom said. 5 minutes later, the boy comes to the dad with blood all over him. The dad asks him what was wrong and he said: "daddy, i broke the garage door down" fixed that ending for you brO haha good one. chilly person Posted at 5:09 am on Jan. 2, 2009 Quote: from chilly person at 5:07 am on Jan. 2, 2009 Copyfisher! W8 never mind. I didn't read the end. Natsy Posted at 5:08 am on Jan. 2, 2009 lol child pornography... lovely... chilly person Posted at 5:07 am on Jan. 2, 2009 Copyfisher! ocho cinco Posted at 5:06 am on Jan. 2, 2009 Quote: from rileyana at 5:04 am on Jan. 2, 2009 A little boy and girl are in a bathtub, and are naked because they are too little too understand anything like that. The girl and boy ask each other: "What's that?" and they both reply: "I'll ask my parents."   So the boy goes home and asks his dad what it is. The dad looks solemnly at him and says: "Son, that's your car. You park it in a girls garage."   The girl goes home and says: "what's that?" The mother says: "That's your garage. dont let any boy park his car in it."   The next day they are again the tub. The boy says its a car and remembers what his dad said. So he begins to put it in the girls "garage". But then the girl remembers what her mom said.   5 minutes later, the boy comes to the dad with blood all over him. The dad asks him what was wrong and he said: "daddy, i broke the garage door down" fixed that ending  for you brO Live Just To Die Posted at 5:06 am on Jan. 2, 2009 Lol :) WoofWoofImaChihuahua Posted at 5:05 am on Jan. 2, 2009 LMAO. blufindr Posted at 5:05 am on Jan. 2, 2009 OUCH! OUCH! OH SNAP. All 14 previous replies displayed.