Adding Reply Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic Only in America Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post hornydude1992 Posted at 3:13 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 Only in America ........do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America ........do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Only in America .......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Only in America ........do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in America ........do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Only in America ........do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.. Only in America .......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. EVER WONDER ..... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you Even though I'm American I found this funny. It makes you think.

Replies mentos13 Posted at 3:41 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 lol carracer Posted at 3:31 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 Quote: from Samsung Digitalcam at 3:22 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 Only in America   .......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.   LMFAO. I never thought about that before! hahaha So stupid. http://www.mathpropress.com/stan/crossings/Pedestrians/BlindPerson.jpg I saw a sign like this ^ on a extremely dangerous road near times square, NYC. It was really funny. Samsung Digitalcam Posted at 3:22 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 Only in America .......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. LMFAO. I never thought about that before! hahaha neverjeeps Posted at 3:21 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 all the same where i live Googoie Posted at 3:17 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 Yes. Favorited. katjassidekick Posted at 3:17 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 Love how I've been to other countries and the same shit happens. zamrambo Posted at 3:16 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 Shut up, Natsy Posted at 3:16 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 lulz it is quite amusingg xx 4irate Posted at 3:16 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 The ending was funny, most of those things happen in other countries BUT IT'S IN HUMOR AND JOKES FOR A REASON IDIOTS. xoAllixs0n Posted at 3:16 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? <- I can so. littlewing Posted at 3:16 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 I heard the one before but it said only in Scotland gief Posted at 3:16 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 annoying katyduck Posted at 3:15 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 Only in America are they oblivious to the fact that everything listed happens in other countries too. radshelb Posted at 3:15 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 "Only in America ........do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight." so annoying... cyanotype Posted at 3:15 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 It's kind of funny. But, there's a drive-thru for the pharmacy... Most recent 15 of 19 previous replies displayed.