Adding Reply Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic so I tried telling my exgirlfriend a joke over AIM Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post TinyHere Posted at 6:10 pm on Jan. 12, 2009 TinyHere (3:09:28 PM): hey TinyHere (3:09:39 PM): wanna hear something crazy that happened to me her (3:09:48 PM): sure TinyHere (3:09:54 PM): ok TinyHere (3:10:04 PM): so im down here in florida where you pump your own gas TinyHere (3:10:24 PM): and as im filling up this chick pulls up next to TinyHere (3:10:26 PM): me TinyHere (3:10:41 PM): and as shes pumping her gas she lights a cigarette TinyHere (3:11:04 PM): i think its kinda risky but who really cares so i decide not to say anything her (3:11:15 PM): hahaha, that's strange... TinyHere (3:11:26 PM): anyway i go back to pay for my gas and i hear a FWOOP behind my TinyHere (3:11:27 PM): me her (3:11:43 PM): no way. TinyHere (3:11:44 PM): and her fucking arm is on fire she must have spilled gas on her or some shit her (3:11:57 PM): omg, what did she do??? TinyHere (3:11:59 PM): so i flip a fucking shit and go inside the store TinyHere (3:12:19 PM): and there was a cop there and he calls for an ambulance and comes outside and we see her flipping out TinyHere (3:12:28 PM): and he pulls out his gun and shoots her dead her (3:12:41 PM): ARE YOU SERIOUS???? TinyHere (3:12:47 PM): i turned to him in horror and asked him what the fuck did he do that for TinyHere (3:13:04 PM): he told me, "I had to, she was waving a firearm at me" her (3:13:17 PM): WHAT?!?!??!?! TinyHere (3:13:32 PM): lol her (3:13:42 PM): omg, this is not a real story is it? TinyHere (3:14:01 PM): uh TinyHere (3:14:09 PM): no

Replies Hoebag Posted at 3:45 am on Jan. 13, 2009 LMAO h a t t Posted at 6:19 pm on Jan. 12, 2009 hahahahahahah iHaveAlargePenis Posted at 6:19 pm on Jan. 12, 2009 WIN! uprize Posted at 6:18 pm on Jan. 12, 2009 rofl BubbleCake Posted at 6:14 pm on Jan. 12, 2009 lmao! rhtina1 Posted at 6:14 pm on Jan. 12, 2009 lmao IceTeaEdwin Posted at 6:13 pm on Jan. 12, 2009 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Fentastic Posted at 6:13 pm on Jan. 12, 2009 ROFL zamrambo Posted at 6:13 pm on Jan. 12, 2009 pretty good blufindr Posted at 6:13 pm on Jan. 12, 2009 You have a girlfriend? Why don't you talk to me anymore :( addicted to girls Posted at 6:12 pm on Jan. 12, 2009 lol Cily Posted at 6:12 pm on Jan. 12, 2009 LOL, my history teacher told that joke last year. It was awesome. It took this one girl five minutes to get the joke. x MILI Posted at 6:12 pm on Jan. 12, 2009 lmao. VALIENT Posted at 6:11 pm on Jan. 12, 2009 Lulz were had. All 14 previous replies displayed.