Adding Reply Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic GODDAMN NASA. for the last fucking time. Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post HXC Posted at 1:09 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 ok. so here's what happened. as many of you may know, I am a Polar Bear butler that works for John Stamos. This is a picture of me. anyway. So John tells me one day that he has to go to this Comedy Central Roast. and I'm like alright, see ya. he leaves. I'm cleaning up the house when I find A SECRET ROOM. in it, is nothing. but this. it was a big red button. So naturally I clicked it. NEXT THING I KNOW, I'm in a room standing next to this guy. He says to me I have a choice. I either take the red pill, or the blue pill. the red pill makes me forget this all happened. the blue pill gives me unlimited knowledge. And I'm like "I just want to go home and drink some snapple." So i took the red one. NEXT thing I know, I'm here. I'm back in the artic! Oh Noes! I need to dry clean John Stamos' suit or he's gonna be pissed! When a penguin walks up to me ands like "I'm lost too! I work for Bob Saget!" "Bob Saget, he's a friend of John Stamos! They should live close to each other. If we work together, we'll find them quicker." (this was the penguin) and this guy swims up and is like.. OM NOM NOM NOM NOM he says to us, "hey guys, I know how to get you home! but you've got to help me first. we've got to go to a spaceship." I say "I just want to drink some snapple." he says "they have tons of snapple! lets go!" CAN THE SHARK BE TRUSTED?! DOES THE PENGUIN REALLY WORK FOR BOB SAGET? WILL HXC EVER GET TO DRINK HIS SNAPPLE? ONE OF THESE THREE WILL DIE NEXT EPISODE. WHO WILL IT BE?! FIND OUT, NEXT TIME, on HXC THEATRE!

Replies kendall716 Posted at 7:48 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 This unusual little story was actually intriguing. medjai Posted at 7:47 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 The cliffhanger is killing me but that Penguin's story is suspicious and overly convenient. La Motta Posted at 4:04 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 Ha legend!!! radshelb Posted at 1:25 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 that was an amzing story!  i can't wait for the next episiode! medjai Posted at 1:23 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 That poor shark is done for and all he wanted was to find that spaceship. :( jamesish Posted at 1:22 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 awesome story. Josh2k6 Posted at 1:18 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 Yay :D Bonolove Posted at 1:15 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 lol, wtf? Reefer Posted at 1:15 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 You are win, my good sir! http://macroblog.typepad.com/macroblog/images/win_button.jpg BeautifulxLiar Posted at 1:14 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 besides, NASA has tang,  not snapple, everyone knows this! Rippzter Posted at 1:12 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 You have too much time on your hands BeautifulxLiar Posted at 1:12 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 i lol'd so hard i almost peed. idt you can trust the shark but thats just me kay dee Posted at 1:12 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 :D I'm amused. The Fantasy Posted at 1:12 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 dude. Live Just To Die Posted at 1:11 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 Lovely... Most recent 15 of 22 previous replies displayed.