Adding Reply Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic stupid animal cruelity related jokes Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post sweetjane Posted at 8:46 pm on Dec. 27, 2008 stuff like this is just not funny. i actually laughed though at how stupid of a post it was and that it was anon. first of all its extrememly unlikely that anybody would have rewired a house that way. the switches on garbage disposals have to be right next to the sink for conviience. DUH. light switches are usually next to doors and sinks usually are in the middle of the counter between the dishwasher and the stove. now onto the kitten itself, for it to be small enough to fit into the garbage disposal it would have to be too young to have been able to jump all the way up onto the counter itself. if you want to make up funny lies, dont involve hurting kittens unless you want somebody like me to make you look stupid.

Replies ArrestedAndCharged Posted at 9:13 pm on Dec. 27, 2008 Quote: from sweetjane at 11:55 pm on Dec. 27, 2008 Quote: from ArrestedAndCharged at 8:48 pm on Dec. 27, 2008 You know what's really bad - when people can laugh and make racist or homophobic jokes, but when it comes to dead animal jokes, they get all sensitive and shit. im not a racist if i do make jokes they are usually making fun of really arrogant people and alot of arrogant people are posting racial stuff. the joke i made about the big noses was in response to a joke aimed at making fun of black people. i turned it around on mediteranian nosed people, no harm there. Oh no no no hun, omg I totally wasn't refering to you personally! I was just speaking out of random thought, I'm sorry if my post seemed like it was directed toward you! Lol sweetjane Posted at 9:07 pm on Dec. 27, 2008 Quote: from Sublimination at 8:58 pm on Dec. 27, 2008 Quote: from sweetjane at 8:55 pm on Dec. 27, 2008 im not a racist if i do make jokes they are usually making fun of really arrogant people and alot of arrogant people are posting racial stuff. the joke i made about the big noses was in response to a joke aimed at making fun of black people. i turned it around on mediteranian nosed people, no harm there. So, by changing the focus of the joke, it's ok? I sense hypocracy...or howevery it's spelled. im not even black, i was just giving a serious and then a not so serious response to the joke. also, any people with big noses who didnt like the joke can defend themself if they want to, animals that are being hurt cant defend themself so yeah its a huge difference. id rather have my nose made fun of then be put into a garbage disposal any day. sweetjane Posted at 9:02 pm on Dec. 27, 2008 Quote: from Anonymous at 8:55 pm on Dec. 27, 2008 Quote: from sweetjane at 8:53 pm on Dec. 27, 2008 if you are seriously so sick that you stuck your parents kitten into a garbage dispolsal you should be put in a mental instution Have you ever owned a cat? It doesn't seem likely, as you think that I put the cat in there. For your information, like I stated in my original post, the kitten climbed in there of her own volition. I suppose that was my fault because I took the stopper out of the drain, but I never expected that the cat would go exploring down there. You want jokes? How about curiosity killed the cat? well what the hell did you do after you found her in there? leave it on or take the damn thing apart to get her out? she prolly could have been saved by a vet, your poor parents are going to be worried sick when she doesnt come home. you are anon and asking for help dealing with it, dont wait tell your parents what happened so they dont have to worry about her and wait up late for her to come home. Sublimination Posted at 8:58 pm on Dec. 27, 2008 Quote: from sweetjane at 8:55 pm on Dec. 27, 2008 im not a racist if i do make jokes they are usually making fun of really arrogant people and alot of arrogant people are posting racial stuff. the joke i made about the big noses was in response to a joke aimed at making fun of black people. i turned it around on mediteranian nosed people, no harm there. So, by changing the focus of the joke, it's ok? I sense hypocracy...or howevery it's spelled. sweetjane Posted at 8:55 pm on Dec. 27, 2008 Quote: from ArrestedAndCharged at 8:48 pm on Dec. 27, 2008 You know what's really bad - when people can laugh and make racist or homophobic jokes, but when it comes to dead animal jokes, they get all sensitive and shit. im not a racist if i do make jokes they are usually making fun of really arrogant people and alot of arrogant people are posting racial stuff. the joke i made about the big noses was in response to a joke aimed at making fun of black people. i turned it around on mediteranian nosed people, no harm there. Anonymous Posted at 8:55 pm on Dec. 27, 2008 Quote: from sweetjane at 8:53 pm on Dec. 27, 2008 if you are seriously so sick that you stuck your parents kitten into a garbage dispolsal you should be put in a mental instution Have you ever owned a cat? It doesn't seem likely, as you think that I put the cat in there. For your information, like I stated in my original post, the kitten climbed in there of her own volition. I suppose that was my fault because I took the stopper out of the drain, but I never expected that the cat would go exploring down there. You want jokes? How about curiosity killed the cat? Sublimination Posted at 8:53 pm on Dec. 27, 2008 wait, did your parents put it in? it sounds like the kitten got there itself. Leelyy Posted at 8:53 pm on Dec. 27, 2008 Tee-hee. sweetjane Posted at 8:53 pm on Dec. 27, 2008 Quote: from Anonymous at 8:47 pm on Dec. 27, 2008 That was not a joke. I never told my parents, just told them she got outside when I was taking out the trash. Second, I'm glad you're an expert on the arrangement of my parent's living room to know that the counters are nowhere near the backs of armchairs. Kudos to you. Thirdly, thank you for informing me that the garbage disposal switch is by the sink, I never knew that. It used to be on the right side, and it was moved to the left WHERE THE OVER-SINK LIGHT UESD TO BE. Lasty, I'm quite glad that you made me look stupid, I feel much better now. if you are seriously so sick that you stuck your parents kitten into a garbage dispolsal you should be put in a mental instution Sublimination Posted at 8:49 pm on Dec. 27, 2008 Oh, this is serious. I'm sorry. :( Aerie Posted at 8:49 pm on Dec. 27, 2008 That's your opinion, kittens can squeeze through the smallest places. And people rewire their houses all the time. There is no proof that it wasn't a true story. ArrestedAndCharged Posted at 8:48 pm on Dec. 27, 2008 You know what's really bad - when people can laugh and make racist or homophobic jokes, but when it comes to dead animal jokes, they get all sensitive and shit. Anonymous Posted at 8:47 pm on Dec. 27, 2008 That was not a joke. I never told my parents, just told them she got outside when I was taking out the trash. Second, I'm glad you're an expert on the arrangement of my parent's living room to know that the counters are nowhere near the backs of armchairs. Kudos to you. Thirdly, thank you for informing me that the garbage disposal switch is by the sink, I never knew that. It used to be on the right side, and it was moved to the left WHERE THE OVER-SINK LIGHT UESD TO BE. Lasty, I'm quite glad that you made me look stupid, I feel much better now. Stellar Posted at 8:47 pm on Dec. 27, 2008 Light Assassin Posted at 8:47 pm on Dec. 27, 2008 yes they are Most recent 15 of 15 previous replies displayed.