Adding Reply Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic Eww, Parents Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post mellx Posted at 10:26 am on July 4, 2008 My parents were in the Kitchen and I was in the Living room, I over heard this. Dad: "I'm going to give you some extra lovin' tonight" Mom: "Ewww" (She was halfway kidding, I think, she does this whenever he gets affectionate) Dad: "The bible says to love your wife. And to love your husband" Mom: "It also says to respect your wife" Dad: "I do respect you...atleast with your legs spread." GROSS.

Replies dragonking Posted at 10:45 am on July 4, 2008 Well, they had to have sex to have you... Potterishdancer Posted at 10:42 am on July 4, 2008 haha. sometimes its weird to think of ur parents that way. but then u need to think, how did i get here? lol Special Agent Orange Posted at 10:42 am on July 4, 2008 if i were you id walk in on them right in the middle of it. just because i like making things awkward Kysha Posted at 10:42 am on July 4, 2008 mine do that while im in the room!!! Millerr Posted at 10:37 am on July 4, 2008 ewww stiicky iicky Posted at 10:36 am on July 4, 2008 Quote: from Metacarpi at 10:29 am on July 4, 2008 LOL!   Aw well at least they still have action! It's when they stop doing that that you should worry. :| qft. lol Decadence Posted at 10:35 am on July 4, 2008 Quote: from I am Awesome at 6:29 pm on July 4, 2008 i would be laughing so damn hard. I lol'd. Just Waiting Here Posted at 10:31 am on July 4, 2008 O__O.  Lol, wow... I can't really imagine that. Then again, ever since I was like... 5 or 6, my mom would sleep in the bedroom, and my dad was sleeping on the couch. metacarPi Posted at 10:29 am on July 4, 2008 LOL! Aw well at least they still have action! It's when they stop doing that that you should worry. :| I am Awesome Posted at 10:29 am on July 4, 2008 i would be laughing so damn hard. LindaRains93 Posted at 10:28 am on July 4, 2008 R O F L ! venomromance Posted at 10:28 am on July 4, 2008 You should ask what they`re talking about. fRaNbAiLeY Posted at 10:28 am on July 4, 2008 LOL cringe. SLe3piinBeAuTii Posted at 10:28 am on July 4, 2008 thank god my parents aren't together ! Cyanide666 Posted at 10:27 am on July 4, 2008 Whenever I hear something like that I just yell "ABSTINENCE GUYS, ABSTINENCE." Most recent 15 of 23 previous replies displayed.