Adding Reply Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic DIAMONDS ARE THE HARDEST METAL Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post I dont speak english Posted at 10:14 pm on Dec. 1, 2008 Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.

Replies I dont speak english Posted at 8:44 pm on Dec. 2, 2008 Quote: from myystic at 8:49 am on Dec. 2, 2008 bump for wanting to see this work on more folks, this crap is gold. btw gold is the third hardest stone. myystic Posted at 6:49 am on Dec. 2, 2008 bump for wanting to see this work on more folks, this crap is gold. Aqueous Posted at 10:18 pm on Dec. 1, 2008 Quote: from Baron Samedi at 1:15 am on Dec. 2, 2008 where do i get a diamond car? i want one ME TOO. iconoclast Posted at 10:17 pm on Dec. 1, 2008 Quote: from CaliKevin at 1:15 am on Dec. 2, 2008 True story. Except for the fact that diamonds aren't a metal. diamonds ARE metal JC Posted at 10:17 pm on Dec. 1, 2008 bahahaa "diamonds are the hardest metal" i actually loled, one because duh and two at "metal" LoveKay Posted at 10:16 pm on Dec. 1, 2008 I thought this was established like forever ago... ImConfusedForSure Posted at 10:16 pm on Dec. 1, 2008 Arent Diamonds a stone not a Metal. perfume cowboy Posted at 10:16 pm on Dec. 1, 2008 is this from the onion or something CaliKevin Posted at 10:15 pm on Dec. 1, 2008 True story. Except for the fact that diamonds aren't a metal. Aerie Posted at 10:15 pm on Dec. 1, 2008 Quote: from whoisabs at 1:14 am on Dec. 2, 2008 way to be a few months too late with that one Like honestly... Baron Samedi Posted at 10:15 pm on Dec. 1, 2008 where do i get a diamond car? i want one steven7 Posted at 10:15 pm on Dec. 1, 2008 diamonds are a non metal Ramellan Posted at 10:15 pm on Dec. 1, 2008 Diamond is a stone you fucking retard whoisabs Posted at 10:14 pm on Dec. 1, 2008 way to be a few months too late with that one All 14 previous replies displayed.