Adding Reply Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic Gay penguins caught stealing eggs Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post King Kong Posted at 7:13 am on Dec. 2, 2008 Gay penguins have been caught stealing eggs from straight couples in an attempt to become fathers. The couple replaced the eggs with stones to conceal their theft and have found themselves excluded from their group as a result. Zoo keepers have moved the male birds away from the rest of the penguins to avoid problems as hatching season approaches. "One of the responsibilities of being a male adult is looking after the eggs. Despite this being a biological impossibility for this couple, the natural desire is still there," a keeper told the Austrian Times newspaper. "It's not discrimination. We have to fence them separately, otherwise the whole group will be disturbed during hatching time." can't trust those gays

Replies SAMMYJS99 Posted at 7:41 am on Dec. 2, 2008 Quote: from King kong at 10:13 am on Dec. 2, 2008 Gay penguins have been caught stealing eggs from straight couples in an attempt to become fathers. The couple replaced the eggs with stones to conceal their theft and have found themselves excluded from their group as a result. Zoo keepers have moved the male birds away from the rest of the penguins to avoid problems as hatching season approaches. "One of the responsibilities of being a male adult is looking after the eggs. Despite this being a biological impossibility for this couple, the natural desire is still there," a keeper told the Austrian Times newspaper. "It's not discrimination. We have to fence them separately, otherwise the whole group will be disturbed during hatching time." can't trust those gays id rather worry about my money than worry about "gay penguins". gay penguins - kinda makes the NHL'S Pittsburgh pens look like they never existed. Chasey Posted at 7:40 am on Dec. 2, 2008 Damn gays. Always up to no good. King Kong Posted at 7:35 am on Dec. 2, 2008 Quote: from medjai at 3:32 pm on Dec. 2, 2008 I love how they are smart enough to replace the stolen eggs with rocks. I bet penguins are planing a world take over medjai Posted at 7:32 am on Dec. 2, 2008 I love how they are smart enough to replace the stolen eggs with rocks. Live Just To Die Posted at 7:20 am on Dec. 2, 2008 That really is sweet! Points Posted at 7:20 am on Dec. 2, 2008 rofl. fluffy panties Posted at 7:19 am on Dec. 2, 2008 Excellent! Shania1 Posted at 7:19 am on Dec. 2, 2008 awww cute. true too. twerp Posted at 7:19 am on Dec. 2, 2008 i love it man that is awsome IceTeaEdwin Posted at 7:19 am on Dec. 2, 2008 LUUUUUUUUULZ LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Phoenixreturned Posted at 7:17 am on Dec. 2, 2008 lol xD its true! penguins have been known to steal eggs from one another! xD xoAllixs0n Posted at 7:16 am on Dec. 2, 2008 I love it. Lmfao. The Fantasy Posted at 7:15 am on Dec. 2, 2008 Ohhh those poor little gay penguins. Dannay Posted at 7:15 am on Dec. 2, 2008 aww so adorable Rebecca li Posted at 7:15 am on Dec. 2, 2008 xD Awww Most recent 15 of 19 previous replies displayed.