Adding Reply Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic Hilarious Dad. Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post andrethebest1 Posted at 7:19 pm on July 2, 2009   I was sleeping over my friends house, when one of my friend's dad textes him, with these exact words - "y0!! Wh3re You b3 AT??! B1aTch!!!! M0' FUkkah!!" hahaha what kind of dad texts his child with those words?   Also, while we were at his house late at night, sitting in the living room with his parents, the dad all of a sudden says to his wife, "so, honey, are we gona FUCKKK tonight?" This was infront of all of us. The wife goes " no, not tonight" dad - "oh, so you're telling me i popped viagra for nothing? fine, ill take heidi" (the dog) we all started laughing. Imagine having a dad like that?

Replies CrazyGrrl4U Posted at 7:32 pm on July 2, 2009 lol sounds like awesome dad. the text message was hilarious but the second part is a lil creepy lol Aerie Posted at 7:30 pm on July 2, 2009 Oh wow. LudovicoTechnique Posted at 7:28 pm on July 2, 2009 Sounds like a special kind of guy virginia287 Posted at 7:26 pm on July 2, 2009 hehe...good sense of humor at least. BrittBee Posted at 7:24 pm on July 2, 2009 your dad seems pretty cool. Veldel Posted at 7:21 pm on July 2, 2009 Thats creepy o.O tell me again Posted at 7:20 pm on July 2, 2009 that doesn't sound like fun acausedelle Posted at 7:20 pm on July 2, 2009 My mom texts me in that weird texting language while I respond to get in complete sentences. It's quite pathetic. I feel as if I am her father in terms of intelligence. aejae Posted at 7:20 pm on July 2, 2009 I WOULD FUCKING DIE! Lally Posted at 7:20 pm on July 2, 2009 O.O I would just walk out of the room. DaisyMontana Posted at 7:19 pm on July 2, 2009 Seriously, his dad is too young for him All 11 previous replies displayed.