Adding Reply Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic XD i turned my goody goody mother into a convict Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post Xerxes Posted at 7:36 pm on July 9, 2009 so i was getting my allergy shots again today, and me and my ma are sitting in the waiting room. while we were waiting, i noticed that behind me were a shitload of blood sugar testing machines, so i was like "pssss, ma, gimme yer purse, im gonna put one of these in it." she got all fissy, she said "D: no, whats wrong with you?!" so i said it would be mad awesome to have a blood test machine, so she gave me her purse, and i took the machine out of the box and put it in the purse, then she said "oh wait, your grandfather needs some extra strips" so i got 2 boxes, i couldnt hid them anywhere so i just stuffed them into my pants, my ma has been freaking out ever since, shes such a tool XD

Replies squareness Posted at 7:42 pm on July 9, 2009 Wow sub800 Posted at 7:41 pm on July 9, 2009 WHAT A BADASS guitargod1 Posted at 7:39 pm on July 9, 2009 alright Xerxes Posted at 7:38 pm on July 9, 2009 Quote: from kay dee at 10:37 pm on July 9, 2009 You realize to be a convict you must be CONVICTED of something, right? its an exhaggeration, chill   Reefer Posted at 7:38 pm on July 9, 2009 ha. BVPISTHEBEST Posted at 7:38 pm on July 9, 2009 lol that funny kay dee Posted at 7:37 pm on July 9, 2009 You realize to be a convict you must be CONVICTED of something, right? melodramatic Posted at 7:36 pm on July 9, 2009 Hahahaha, Wow.. My Grandma is like that. All 8 previous replies displayed.