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devilmaycrydude
Posted at 7:57 pm on July 10, 2009
and he says "hey, can i have a beer?" and the bartender says" ok, what'd ya want?" and the guy says " anything but vodka" and the bartender asks why. so he says "well, last time i drank 3 big bottles and then i blew chunks" the bartender says that anyone who drinks that much would throw up. so the guy says "no, you don't understand chunks is my dog!"
lmao! thoughts?
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cupiecake
Posted at 7:59 pm on July 10, 2009
stupid!
The Human Joe
Posted at 7:58 pm on July 10, 2009
No.
xBEXx
Posted at 7:58 pm on July 10, 2009
FAIL.
Uptown Swag
Posted at 7:57 pm on July 10, 2009
Lame.
Panic Of The System
Posted at 7:57 pm on July 10, 2009
No.
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