How would you interpret the following sentence: "I would be glad if I never saw your shitty car parked by a dumbass who can't drive."
Is the car parked adjacent to a dumbass who can't drive? Or did a dumbass who can't drive park the car?
I think both interpretations are valid, but I initially interpreted the sentence as the former. Mostly because in the context that it was written, no one was watching the car being parked. Well, I suppose someone could have been watching, but it was never formally addressed.
Either way, some people are lulzy:
You left a note on my windshield
Re: Note on Car