Adding Reply Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic "Humping my bed." Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post Dexus Posted at 7:15 pm on July 7, 2006 My bed squeaks at the slightest movement you make, simply sit on it and breathe and the blasted thing squeaks. So as I twist and turn in my sleep I get a squeaking bed symphony. Now at around 1:30pm I woke up and was greeted by my mother who immediately asks "What the hell where you doing to your bed last night" I unable to comprehend what she was talking about, she then said "Sounded like you where having sex in there" Which I and her both know is an almost impossibility (at least for the moment anyway) then then accused me of "Humping the bed" after a good few minutes of laughing I regained my composure and explained I must have been having a rough nights sleep. And she refuses to believe me after a full 24hrs of arguing, apparently the sound was repetitive and almost sounded like I was creating the same motion repeatedly. So apparently I've been humping my bed in my sleep, because I sure as hell don't remember anything. I thank god I'm getting a new bed....

Replies Cheese2005 Posted at 7:49 pm on Sep. 4, 2006 maybe u where having a convutions. Dexus Posted at 7:32 pm on Aug. 31, 2006 Quote: from galeharoldishot at 3:18 am on July 8, 2006 LOL.   I would of been worried if I started to hear "Oh yeah pillow right there thats the spot you like that?" You know I don't think I noticed your reply and now that I have.. LMAO! Love it, and you never know I might have, maybe thats why she was so suspisious. (I did already reply! damn...) total temptation Posted at 7:25 pm on Aug. 31, 2006 pfftt... hahaha welll it made  my night 2!! lmao Jacqu x3 lynn Posted at 7:25 am on July 19, 2006 Lmao Dexus Posted at 3:23 am on July 8, 2006 Quote: from spam1989 at 11:21 am on July 8, 2006 O that made me giggle! Good on ya Dec! gotta find the action somehow if you havent got your girlfriend with ya! i say congrats on being inventive...just try not to tear your pillows apart in the process! *grins* T :) hehe your just jealous you didnt think of it first   spam1989 Posted at 3:21 am on July 8, 2006 O that made me giggle! Good on ya Dec! gotta find the action somehow if you havent got your girlfriend with ya! i say congrats on being inventive...just try not to tear your pillows apart in the process! *grins* T :) Dexus Posted at 8:10 pm on July 7, 2006 Quote: from bigred23 at 4:06 am on July 8, 2006 lmao. you know how much this amused me If it was half as much as it was hearing my mom accusing me of having sex with my bed, then pretty damn much.   bigred23 Posted at 8:06 pm on July 7, 2006 lmao. you know how much this amused me Dexus Posted at 7:48 pm on July 7, 2006 Quote: from If You Dont Dont at 3:37 am on July 8, 2006 At least your no longer in denial about humping your bed Deccy, we now know that in fact you did ;) Shhhhhh!!! You wern't supposed to tell anyone! *ahem* I have never nor intend to hump my bed. (Edited by Dexus at 4:04 am on July 8, 2006) Dexus Posted at 7:44 pm on July 7, 2006 Quote: from 2 find myself at 3:39 am on July 8, 2006 You just made my freaking night! Im glad I could make a few peoples nights that somewhat more enjoyable at my expense. My mom even told my sister about my apparent love making with my bed.   (Edited by Dexus at 3:45 am on July 8, 2006) Firefly00 Posted at 7:43 pm on July 7, 2006 Quote: from Dexus at 3:40 am on July 8, 2006 Quote: from If You Dont Dont at 3:37 am on July 8, 2006 Dam it boy I'm not a lesbian! Gosh, you know I would watch that show   Your a lesbian in denial and for the sake of your girlfriend....and mine you shall never see it! lol Now I just need to create this video that your apparently never going to see.     (Edited by Dexus at 3:41 am on July 8, 2006) At least your no longer in denial about humping your bed Deccy, we now know that in fact you did ;) Dexus Posted at 7:40 pm on July 7, 2006 Quote: from If You Dont Dont at 3:37 am on July 8, 2006 Dam it boy I'm not a lesbian! Gosh, you know I would watch that show   Your a lesbian in denial and for the sake of your girlfriend....and mine you shall never see it! lol Now I just need to create this video that your apparently never going to see.   (Edited by Dexus at 3:41 am on July 8, 2006) 2 find myself Posted at 7:39 pm on July 7, 2006 You just made my freaking night! Firefly00 Posted at 7:37 pm on July 7, 2006 Quote: from If You Dont Dont at 3:19 am on July 8, 2006 Hehe, oh my, now now Deccy boy we all know that you were and that you were recording it to put on the internet ;) Oh yes, I love to show thy naked self all over the internet! But what would a lesbian like yourself want with me?   hehe Dam it boy I'm not a lesbian! Gosh, you know I would watch that show   Dexus Posted at 7:34 pm on July 7, 2006 Quote: from muffin666 at 3:28 am on July 8, 2006 lmao...that gave me a good chuckle :P get a new bed !! I am getting a new one, and im positive it doesn't squeak, which means I can be a bed humper in peace! Most recent 15 of 37 previous replies displayed.