Ireland is a shit hole compared to America.
Literally there are no public bathrooms in Ireland. You have to piss your pants or squat in a field or by tokens for some greasy "toilet." They call say can I buy tokens for the toilet. It's sick. And their toilets most times don't flush! Unlike in America when a toilets broke it gets fixed and you don't have to buy tokens or be a patron to use a toilet. Why can't I talk back fast?
"well, shit!"
hahaha.