There's only one problem. Phelps isn't using Steroids. Phelps is using American Citizens.
He eats people.
Humans.
http://s-rant.blogspot.com/2008/08/phelps-sinister-olympianpart-1.html
your cleverness pulls you a 1 out of ten. better luck next time.
HAHA!
Thanks for the encouragement.
*Begins to lather himself in bacon fat in anticipation for some tanning*
That was rude.