Quoting Post Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic How Do You... Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from [m]vanquisher91[/m] at 8:26 pm on Nov. 13, 2008[quote]Be caught having sex with his mother by him...on his bed... Seriously though....there is no better way than to talk to him about it. Sadism usually just leads to tension and trouble.[/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post BrokenBelief Posted at 8:25 pm on Nov. 13, 2008 How do you convince a total douchebag... erm... your "roommate" to move out of your room? He's a douchebag that can't respect anyone else's time, space, or silence, and me and my other roommate want him the fuck out of our tiny little room. What sadistic things can I do him to convince him to leave?

Replies casesensitive30 Posted at 1:55 am on Nov. 16, 2008 usually in situations with multiple roomates, you can have them removed by a majority vote.  talk to your ra or rd. Ju5tin Posted at 8:39 pm on Nov. 13, 2008 Take all his shit and throw it out the window, or you and your roommate can just be complete fucking assholes to him all the time. raza301 Posted at 8:36 pm on Nov. 13, 2008 Quote: from return2me at 8:26 pm on Nov. 13, 2008 http://www.des.emory.edu/mfp/annoy.html that was quite good bigredron Posted at 8:33 pm on Nov. 13, 2008 rape him MixedDelight Posted at 8:28 pm on Nov. 13, 2008 Tell him you used his pillow to scratch your herpes. RossTheHoss69 Posted at 8:28 pm on Nov. 13, 2008 Just start acting odd... Walk around naked. Stay up late talking to yourself. Masturbate into a tuna can, and place it back in the cabinet. TigressaLynnMae Posted at 8:26 pm on Nov. 13, 2008 "Hey, things aren't working out. And I'm unable to move. So...pack your things, and find a new place of residence." 2kewl4u2know Posted at 8:26 pm on Nov. 13, 2008 You could tell the RA that he has alcohol in the room...plant some if he doesn't. >.> If you don't live in the dorms then be a complete ass to him until he moves...or you can just ask him to move out. vanquisher91 Posted at 8:26 pm on Nov. 13, 2008 Be caught having sex with his mother by him...on his bed... Seriously though....there is no better way than to talk to him about it. Sadism usually just leads to tension and trouble. mycuteFIEND Posted at 8:26 pm on Nov. 13, 2008 Cum on his face while he's sleeping. alastrxxna Posted at 8:26 pm on Nov. 13, 2008 Shit on him in his sleep. return2me Posted at 8:26 pm on Nov. 13, 2008 http://www.des.emory.edu/mfp/annoy.html All 12 previous replies displayed.