My male roommate brought this girl over yesterday, and I didn't care all that much because I was leaving anyway. I care a little because this is my home and I don't know her, but whatever. I'm adjusting from living on my own to having a roommate again, and having strangers over is new. I'll get over that.
But today... I've been on "Emergency bed rest" for two days. Because I have a bangover and when I got to work, laaate, yesterday I wasn't there an hour before I fell asleep. Same thing happened today, so I'm on PTO until I recover from "sleep deprivation," Have I mentioned how awesome fulltime benefits can be?
My plan of attack is to fight fire with fire. Oh damn.
I was home today. Sleeping. Five rolls around, he storms in with this girl and It's on. I wasn't happy to get up after only five hours of sleep. But whatever again. He didn't know, It's unusual for me to be asleep this early so I can't complain about that.
What irritates me is that he has no shame. I get home around 4:30 in the afternoon most days, he gets home at 7 a.m. There's a good gap where fucking can take place. Even then, if you want privacy let me know ahead of time. I'll go some where. Rob doesn't come over until he's gone, and we leave at 6 a.m. So he never sees him. I told him when he moved in that he wouldn't have to put up with it because I have a ghost boyfriend. He's quiet and stealthy.
And he hasn't paid rent yet, so I kind of feel like... Eugh you haven't paid for the right to fuck in my house yet, so... Don't.
When I was living with my friend raquel I got hotel rooms. She has three kids under four, so I never brought anyone by. No one, not even friends. That's just an unspoken rule. She never, ever had to ask.
I really, honestly do not mind sex in my apartment. Just have some respect, k?
I mean, Rob can come over early and I can force him to listen to "........*cricket*.... " Ninja Sex. I hope that becomes a new Katy Perry song.
I cleaned my carpets for two hours to avoid listening to it.
So I don't know if I should tell him to not do it while I'm home, pay rent and take one of the three shower curtains down? I miss living alone. I miss being.pantsless.