Quoting Post Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic Horoscope short Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from [m]duesxmachina[/m] at 8:15 pm on Aug. 27, 2008[quote]i woke up in the morning and stared aires in the face! im told, by told i mean an intrusion of common sense, that i will experience great monetary success and that my love life will blossom SO enraged and dreaming, i blow the whistle and the war begins Aires and taurus try to mate but nothing works on the sidelines cancer pinches siamese twins gemini in half. i watch as space shifts under my feet, and a gentle rain of comets rains in the background. rockets rain from space and detonate on the lake of a mercury poisened pisces and a sunbathing aquarius the real gods laugh, then check their myspaces "why would people trust a goat for their future?" i asked god. "i think you know the answer. Your people also enslaved african americans, you KILLED MY SON, so it's fair, in a cosmic sense you can't comprehend." "oh...sorry" "just watch" scorpio stings the servant virgo while libra tells me "it's still a dream!" while he tries to maintain balance but steps on a rock breaks his back. Leo whos real name is simba, dodges saggitarius' arrow barrage and rips his throat open, fiery blood spewing forth from his wound, burning his fur off Cancer approaches capricorn and pinches him in half. Cancer immediatly dies of brain cancer. everything is equally weird, and rightly so! I'm told to hurry and wake up, as i watch all the corpses come to life and melt together. It approached me and said "we're all just cereal mascots stop reading the fucking horoscopes!" i awoke, and burned the horoscope section.[/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post duesxmachina Posted at 8:15 pm on Aug. 27, 2008 i woke up in the morning and stared aires in the face! im told, by told i mean an intrusion of common sense, that i will experience great monetary success and that my love life will blossom SO enraged and dreaming, i blow the whistle and the war begins Aires and taurus try to mate but nothing works on the sidelines cancer pinches siamese twins gemini in half. i watch as space shifts under my feet, and a gentle rain of comets rains in the background. rockets rain from space and detonate on the lake of a mercury poisened pisces and a sunbathing aquarius the real gods laugh, then check their myspaces "why would people trust a goat for their future?" i asked god. "i think you know the answer. Your people also enslaved african americans, you KILLED MY SON, so it's fair, in a cosmic sense you can't comprehend." "oh...sorry" "just watch" scorpio stings the servant virgo while libra tells me "it's still a dream!" while he tries to maintain balance but steps on a rock breaks his back. Leo whos real name is simba, dodges saggitarius' arrow barrage and rips his throat open, fiery blood spewing forth from his wound, burning his fur off Cancer approaches capricorn and pinches him in half. Cancer immediatly dies of brain cancer. everything is equally weird, and rightly so! I'm told to hurry and wake up, as i watch all the corpses come to life and melt together. It approached me and said "we're all just cereal mascots stop reading the fucking horoscopes!" i awoke, and burned the horoscope section.

Replies xBlondeVixxenx Posted at 8:59 pm on Aug. 27, 2008 you spelled Aries wrong. duesxmachina Posted at 8:28 pm on Aug. 27, 2008 but man...as much as i liked it, truth be told it would be better to see it, to understand it. duesxmachina Posted at 8:24 pm on Aug. 27, 2008 haha thanks... basically it means i hate horoscopes. with a passion!! LittleItaly Posted at 8:21 pm on Aug. 27, 2008 ha awesome kookykylex3 Posted at 8:19 pm on Aug. 27, 2008 good4you!! BeautifulxLiar Posted at 8:17 pm on Aug. 27, 2008 huhhhhhh? TNAwrestlingfan Posted at 8:16 pm on Aug. 27, 2008 w t f All 7 previous replies displayed.