Quoting Post Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic Harry Potter's pussy issues Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from [m]duesxmachina[/m] at 7:46 pm on Nov. 3, 2008[quote]Quote: from [m]duesxmachina[/m] at 7:41 pm on Nov. 3, 2008[quote]"Guy walked up to me, said HEY! Sunday bloody sunday!" strange silence but harry knew better then to joke! now was not the time! so he rolled up a wizard's doobie.   "Hermaine Granger, let's fuck until we die! Until Twilight comes out! I want your magical pussy!" "i want your fucking wand!" "lets eat each other out!" time stopped. they looked at each other.   to be continued...[/quote] then voldemoort came in, with his strap on snake. "why if it isn't my arch rival! my achilles heel IN PERSON!" "Harry, what can we do?" "Only one thing to do, Hermaine! We have to expel every possible bodily fluid onto him, before he comes onto the orangutang he just magically appeared!" "Oh Harry...harry...IM HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF! COME TO VOLDY!"" to be continued.[/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post duesxmachina Posted at 7:41 pm on Nov. 3, 2008 "Guy walked up to me, said HEY! Sunday bloody sunday!" strange silence but harry knew better then to joke! now was not the time! so he rolled up a wizard's doobie. "Hermaine Granger, let's fuck until we die! Until Twilight comes out! I want your magical pussy!" "i want your fucking wand!" "lets eat each other out!" time stopped. they looked at each other. to be continued...

Replies duesxmachina Posted at 7:50 pm on Nov. 3, 2008 Quote: from southernsweetie14 at 7:45 pm on Nov. 3, 2008 that was awesome i loved it! o....kay? Bearsy Posted at 7:47 pm on Nov. 3, 2008 That's not a joke, what happened on the REAL bloody Sunday was a horrible tragedy and it's not funny. Do you even know what it is? duesxmachina Posted at 7:46 pm on Nov. 3, 2008 Quote: from duesxmachina at 7:41 pm on Nov. 3, 2008 "Guy walked up to me, said HEY! Sunday bloody sunday!" strange silence but harry knew better then to joke! now was not the time! so he rolled up a wizard's doobie.   "Hermaine Granger, let's fuck until we die! Until Twilight comes out! I want your magical pussy!" "i want your fucking wand!" "lets eat each other out!" time stopped. they looked at each other.   to be continued... then voldemoort came in, with his strap on snake. "why if it isn't my arch rival! my achilles heel IN PERSON!" "Harry, what can we do?" "Only one thing to do, Hermaine! We have to expel every possible bodily fluid onto him, before he comes onto the orangutang he just magically appeared!" "Oh Harry...harry...IM HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF! COME TO VOLDY!"" to be continued. Joep0113 Posted at 7:46 pm on Nov. 3, 2008 Quote: from zombie4life at 7:43 pm on Nov. 3, 2008 Quote: from pimpleboobies at 10:41 pm on Nov. 3, 2008 Harry Potter Has Bushy Pubes I railed him Not a surprise, his eyes basically begged for gay rape in the movies. Then again i think everyones eyes say that southernsweetie14 Posted at 7:45 pm on Nov. 3, 2008 that was awesome i loved it! Lady Catastrophic Posted at 7:44 pm on Nov. 3, 2008 Worse attempt at fanfiction ever. JackieisBlue Posted at 7:44 pm on Nov. 3, 2008 jokes on you, hermione cursed away her vagina when she found out harry and ron had an affair. silverrose42 Posted at 7:43 pm on Nov. 3, 2008 Wow, that's great... *rolls eyes* zombie4life Posted at 7:43 pm on Nov. 3, 2008 Quote: from pimpleboobies at 10:41 pm on Nov. 3, 2008 Harry Potter Has Bushy Pubes I railed him sushishef Posted at 7:42 pm on Nov. 3, 2008 I came twice. duesxmachina Posted at 7:42 pm on Nov. 3, 2008 btw this totally should not be looked into. but i am BREWING UP something more awkward in my head. NikkiMikki Posted at 7:42 pm on Nov. 3, 2008 All righty then. glowinthedark Posted at 7:42 pm on Nov. 3, 2008 haha *add to favorites* FingerSub Posted at 7:42 pm on Nov. 3, 2008 sexy iHaveAlargePenis Posted at 7:42 pm on Nov. 3, 2008 LOL wtf? Most recent 15 of 19 previous replies displayed.