Quoting Post Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic Oprah's Vagina Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from [m]iinsurgent[/m] at 9:06 pm on Dec. 21, 2008[quote]i don't know how to react to this. :plain:[/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post music dude Posted at 9:05 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 I was horny and single I asked Oprah what I should do She donated her body to me for the night And let me do what I want. First I fucked her ass Then I fucked her ears Then I stuck my dick into her nose until she sneezed Well after a couple hours I decided to lick her pussy And to my surprise She had $5,000 in there. She told me she was gonna donate it to me Because she could tell I was desperate I said "fuck you bitch" I reached in her giant pussy and took the money out I punched that whore in the face And then I bit her clit It was a good day.

Replies blufindr Posted at 9:23 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 music dude Posted at 9:10 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 Quote: from Ollie92 at 9:09 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 why oprah.   isn't that a form of bestiality ? You're right, I should've picked a white girl. Ollie92 Posted at 9:09 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 why oprah. isn't that a form of bestiality ? Jason4you Posted at 9:09 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 ROFL ArrestedAndCharged Posted at 9:08 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 Quote: from iinsurgent at 9:06 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 i don't know how to react to this. This. Juicy Juicy Couture Posted at 9:07 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 Ok then. sieeeeerra Posted at 9:06 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 LULZ MystiqueBeauty16 Posted at 9:06 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 That was the most beautiful poem I have ever heard, BRAVO, BRAVO! *Sobs hysterically* babiiflow Posted at 9:06 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 Wow, that was great. iinsurgent Posted at 9:06 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 i don't know how to react to this. mvmassacre Posted at 9:06 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 Eww..  T___T Love Today Posted at 9:05 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 That was very intense and I cried while reading. All 12 previous replies displayed.