Quoting Post Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic Teaching Retards How To Swim Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from [m]music dude[/m] at 9:41 pm on Dec. 21, 2008[quote]Quote: from [m]spaceykayce[/m] at 9:29 pm on Dec. 21, 2008[quote]It doesn't even rhyme. How very disappointing. See at least I could make it rhyme.. I tried to teach the 'mentally challenged how to swim I wasn't ready, but he just jumped in. Of course he didn't float, he started to sink, I jumped in after him, no time to think I pulled him out of the pool, and gave him CPR And now he is the next Michael Phelps, a swimming star. :smile:[/quote]First off, most rhyming poetry blows Second, that poem missed the whole point of this one.[/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post music dude Posted at 9:26 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 I work at the pool and I've got a great job I get to teach the "mentally challenged" how to swim This one had a floaty And I popped it The kid wound up drowning And I laughed my head off. Then there was this one kid who was a fast learner After trying to drown him by pushing him into the water He learned to swim by instinct So I told him, "Hey, you're a great swimmer But don't you wanna go underwater?" He did that funny face retards make when they're happy I laughed and showed him how to do it I put a "scratch and sniff" sticker at the bottom of the pool The retard fell for it I laughed when he drowned His parents tried to get me fired So I burned their house down.

Replies I Thought It Was You Posted at 9:58 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 Yeah it was! spaceykayce Posted at 9:44 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 Quote: from music dude at 6:41 pm on Dec. 22, 2008 Quote: from spaceykayce at 9:29 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 It doesn't even rhyme. How very disappointing.    See at least I could make it rhyme..    I tried to teach the 'mentally challenged how to swim    I wasn't ready, but he just jumped in.    Of course he didn't float, he started to sink,    I jumped in after him, no time to think    I pulled him out of the pool, and gave him CPR    And now he is the next Michael Phelps, a swimming star.     First off, most rhyming poetry blows Second, that poem missed the whole point of this one. It was better than yours though. music dude Posted at 9:41 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 Quote: from spaceykayce at 9:29 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 It doesn't even rhyme. How very disappointing. See at least I could make it rhyme.. I tried to teach the 'mentally challenged how to swim I wasn't ready, but he just jumped in. Of course he didn't float, he started to sink, I jumped in after him, no time to think I pulled him out of the pool, and gave him CPR And now he is the next Michael Phelps, a swimming star. First off, most rhyming poetry blows Second, that poem missed the whole point of this one. babiiflow Posted at 9:33 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 Okay then... I Thought It Was You Posted at 9:33 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 Wow... That was incredibly offensive... SomeoneSaveUs Posted at 9:32 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 That is so sweet.  I would love to beat your ass right now.  You must be a true ass hole thinking this is funny. blufindr Posted at 9:31 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 spaceykayce Posted at 9:29 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 It doesn't even rhyme. How very disappointing. See at least I could make it rhyme.. I tried to teach the 'mentally challenged how to swim I wasn't ready, but he just jumped in. Of course he didn't float, he started to sink, I jumped in after him, no time to think I pulled him out of the pool, and gave him CPR And now he is the next Michael Phelps, a swimming star. music dude Posted at 9:29 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 Quote: from The Good Guy at 9:29 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 Quote: from Mister Perfect at 12:26 am on Dec. 22, 2008 This is what happens when they let white people on the internet specifically, when you let them rap This isn't rap, fuck that nigger-music. xNebulazx Posted at 9:29 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 wow that was cruel man iinsurgent Posted at 9:29 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 Quote: from music dude at 12:27 am on Dec. 22, 2008 Quote: from Mister Perfect at 9:26 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 This is what happens when they let white people on the internet Fuck you, nignog. LOL The Good Guy Posted at 9:29 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 Quote: from Mister Perfect at 12:26 am on Dec. 22, 2008 This is what happens when they let white people on the internet specifically, when you let them rap Mister Perfect Posted at 9:28 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 Quote: from music dude at 9:27 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 Quote: from Mister Perfect at 9:26 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 This is what happens when they let white people on the internet Fuck you, nignog. hahahah S0LITUDE Posted at 9:27 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 Pathetic music dude Posted at 9:27 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 Quote: from Mister Perfect at 9:26 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 This is what happens when they let white people on the internet Fuck you, nignog. Most recent 15 of 19 previous replies displayed.