Quoting Post Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic Poem for my Girlfriend (I'll be With You) Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from [m]Pagie1[/m] at 2:42 pm on Dec. 26, 2008[quote]Quote: from [m]SearchxAndxDestroy[/m] at 2:39 pm on Dec. 26, 2008[quote]How Romantic.. :stressed:[/quote] :sly: [/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post Anonymous Posted at 2:38 pm on Dec. 26, 2008 When you're up shit creek with a turd for a paddle And the rocks in your head just rattle and rattle And you're on a desert island with a cactus for a dildo There's only one thing you gotta know: I'll be with you When you're stranded in the ocean Using your last drop of lube cream as suntan lotion And the sharks try to bite your clit And you try to fart but accidentally take a shit I'll be with you Remember that night at your house? I told you I wanted to be your spouse And I ate you out like a hungry mofo And with a mouthful of pussy I said "I lff yo" I'll be with you.

Replies XxLadyChaosxX Posted at 4:39 pm on Dec. 26, 2008 ROFLMAO i think i just laughed for a whole 30 seconds. thats a very...intresting poem ShellS Posted at 2:45 pm on Dec. 26, 2008 Gingie Posted at 2:43 pm on Dec. 26, 2008 lovely..................NOT!!!!!! Pagie1 Posted at 2:42 pm on Dec. 26, 2008 Quote: from SearchxAndxDestroy at 2:39 pm on Dec. 26, 2008 How Romantic.. youknowwho Posted at 2:41 pm on Dec. 26, 2008 *sniffle* so sweet BeautifulxLiar Posted at 2:41 pm on Dec. 26, 2008 Quote: from SearchxAndxDestroy at 5:39 pm on Dec. 26, 2008 How Romantic.. Miss Vanity Posted at 2:41 pm on Dec. 26, 2008 Lovely. MaryLin Posted at 2:41 pm on Dec. 26, 2008 Lmao. How romantic.     HeartofJuyoMk2 Posted at 2:41 pm on Dec. 26, 2008 LMFAO Fearfulteen Posted at 2:41 pm on Dec. 26, 2008 awwwww Megan7 Posted at 2:40 pm on Dec. 26, 2008 I like everything except the "And you try to fart but accidentally take a shit" part. Half ton hero Posted at 2:40 pm on Dec. 26, 2008 Shitter poetry SUPER SEXY CHICK Posted at 2:40 pm on Dec. 26, 2008 ok katbabes Posted at 2:40 pm on Dec. 26, 2008 awwww :) i neeed a boyfriend! lol The Fantasy Posted at 2:40 pm on Dec. 26, 2008 beautiful. Most recent 15 of 18 previous replies displayed.