Quoting Post Topic Joke anyone? Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from [m]OneSquared[/m] at 9:11 pm on June 17, 2009[quote]A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl" The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh ,then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" - the policeman answers. "But I am not an American!" - says the man. "Oh, what are you then? " The man says: - "I am a Saudi !" The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog. :rolleyes: [/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post OneSquared Posted at 9:11 pm on June 17, 2009 A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl" The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh ,then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" - the policeman answers. "But I am not an American!" - says the man. "Oh, what are you then? " The man says: - "I am a Saudi !" The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog.

Replies coldaisy Posted at 7:23 pm on Sep. 4, 2009 Here's another funny graphic. This one is about swine flu!! Really funny and I think this may be my ex husband! http://typobounty.com/Funny/Swine-Flu.htm coldaisy Posted at 7:19 pm on Sep. 4, 2009 After a President has been in office for 6 months it is customary for the last President to send a note of congratulations to the new one. So yesterday when the note came from Bush to Obama, the President was somewhat troubled because it was written in code and all it said was: 370H-SSV-0773H This troubled him so he took the note to his wife. She was unable to decipher it.They called in the VP, and he was unable to decode the message. They called in the chief of staff and the head of Secret Service detail and they were unable to determine the meaning of the note. Now there was complete panic in the oval office. All branches of the military, counter intelligence, CIA, FBI were called in, and the best minds were unable crack the code. After a sleepless night, a now humbled President picked up the phone and called the former president, and asked him the meaning of the note. Bush chuckled and replied: 'Dude ............ .You're holding it upside down!' coldaisy Posted at 12:58 am on July 7, 2009 here's a funny graphic... enjoy http://www.typobounty.com/Funny/College_Party.htm coldaisy Posted at 12:12 am on July 7, 2009 A woman arrived at a party and while scanning the guests, spotted an attractive man standing alone.            She approached him, smiled and said, 'Hello. My name is Carmen..'            'That's a beautiful name,' he replied. 'Is it a family name?'            'No,' she replied. 'Actually I gave it to myself. It represents the            things that I enjoy the most - cars and men.            Therefore, I chose 'Carmen'. What's your name?' He answered 'B.J.. Titsengolf' fornever in eternity Posted at 9:14 pm on June 17, 2009 haha thats a good one. hI jAMES Posted at 9:12 pm on June 17, 2009 Lol.  I actually laughed. See Me Now Posted at 9:12 pm on June 17, 2009 awww sad.... but true. All 7 previous replies displayed.