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tenchi1084 Posted at 10:47 am on April 4, 2008
figured I'd list what I've heard...

once you go white...a trailer park's in sight.

once you go black...you want your dignity back

once you go asian...child support you'll be payin.

once  you go iraq...there's a gun in your back.

once you go emo...you see syringes full of draino.

once you go christian...no one will be listenin'.

once you go gay...get an hiv test today.

once you go straight...nothing to do but masturbate.

these may be a bit off here and there, as my memory isn't the greatest.  but these are some that I've heard.  any other sayings like these?

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Firebolt Posted at 11:16 am on April 4, 2008
These rhymes are lame.
tenchi1084 Posted at 10:53 am on April 4, 2008
well, of course, it's not meant to be really against anyone, this post...I just find it interesting what different societies think of people, so far to where they'd come up with sayings that ultimately sound like each other...

hadouken Posted at 10:52 am on April 4, 2008
once you get born... you start dying
Keltic Fighter Posted at 10:52 am on April 4, 2008
lol, wow, that was kind of funny.
fat and ready Posted at 10:49 am on April 4, 2008
They're all pretty shit. Many of the statements make no sense, and are just random rhymes.

sexybeast69 Posted at 10:49 am on April 4, 2008
cnt think of any
snowfish Posted at 10:49 am on April 4, 2008
once you go native...you're an alcoholic?
Sitora Sage Posted at 10:48 am on April 4, 2008
Uh...none of these were funny not because they were racial or whatever but they were just plain freaking lame.
The Comeback Kid Posted at 10:47 am on April 4, 2008
I want to slap you.
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