Quoting Post Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic LOL @ Catholic Newspapers. Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from [m]GaelicFreak[/m] at 6:33 pm on Dec. 28, 2008[quote]Alright, so normally the religious people in my area are alright. They'll voice their opinions, but won't bash anyone. I was at Confirmation class and they gave us a newspaper on sex and abortion. It included detailed drawings of an abortion (which were bullshit) and interviews with people saying that having an abortion was physically painful, that every time they saw a kid they broke down in tears, and that abortion was against God. Yes, some people feel that way. But they were making it seem like every woman who has an abortion will hate themselves. And the sex part, my [i]goodness[/i]. Apparently, condoms fail for white people about 48%, black people 60%, and Hispanics 78%. :plain: Sex ALSO makes people hate themselves. Apparently, having sex before marriage is going to get you an STD AND pregnant. I actually laughed out loud during the class. The teacher wasn't happy.[/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post GaelicFreak Posted at 6:33 pm on Dec. 28, 2008 Alright, so normally the religious people in my area are alright. They'll voice their opinions, but won't bash anyone. I was at Confirmation class and they gave us a newspaper on sex and abortion. It included detailed drawings of an abortion (which were bullshit) and interviews with people saying that having an abortion was physically painful, that every time they saw a kid they broke down in tears, and that abortion was against God. Yes, some people feel that way. But they were making it seem like every woman who has an abortion will hate themselves. And the sex part, my goodness. Apparently, condoms fail for white people about 48%, black people 60%, and Hispanics 78%. Sex ALSO makes people hate themselves. Apparently, having sex before marriage is going to get you an STD AND pregnant. I actually laughed out loud during the class. The teacher wasn't happy.

Replies GaelicFreak Posted at 7:50 pm on Dec. 30, 2008 Quote: from agerask at 9:48 pm on Dec. 28, 2008 LMAO! we read the same thing in my confirmation class! i laughed too! lmfao. we win. too bad the teacher got PISSED and then told my dad. fuck. that was not fun. but the paper was hilarious. hahaaha. I brought it to school. Provided many lulz. agerask Posted at 6:48 pm on Dec. 28, 2008 LMAO! we read the same thing in my confirmation class! i laughed too! lmfao. we win. too bad the teacher got PISSED and then told my dad. fuck. that was not fun. but the paper was hilarious. hahaaha. SlaughterThem Posted at 6:44 pm on Dec. 28, 2008 Quote: from ReturnOfPatches at 6:43 pm on Dec. 28, 2008 Quote: from SlaughterThem at 6:41 pm on Dec. 28, 2008 Quote: from ReturnOfPatches at 6:41 pm on Dec. 28, 2008 Quote: from SlaughterThem at 6:36 pm on Dec. 28, 2008 Quote: from ReturnOfPatches at 6:35 pm on Dec. 28, 2008 truth be told, abortion does psychologically scar many, many people after the fact.       And where did you get this information?       Care to back yourself up?       And no, Christian and Islamic sites do not count.   Oh please. Like any woman who's had an abortion just goes on their merry way afterwards.    And why would she not?    You seem like a theocrat... I'm an atheist. Oh that still doesnt stop me to get on to you about your comment you made, now did you find a link, that is neither Islamic or Christian to back yourself up? ReturnOfPatches Posted at 6:43 pm on Dec. 28, 2008 Quote: from SlaughterThem at 6:41 pm on Dec. 28, 2008 Quote: from ReturnOfPatches at 6:41 pm on Dec. 28, 2008 Quote: from SlaughterThem at 6:36 pm on Dec. 28, 2008 Quote: from ReturnOfPatches at 6:35 pm on Dec. 28, 2008 truth be told, abortion does psychologically scar many, many people after the fact.   And where did you get this information?   Care to back yourself up?   And no, Christian and Islamic sites do not count.    Oh please. Like any woman who's had an abortion just goes on their merry way afterwards. And why would she not? You seem like a theocrat... I'm an atheist. SlaughterThem Posted at 6:41 pm on Dec. 28, 2008 Quote: from ReturnOfPatches at 6:41 pm on Dec. 28, 2008 Quote: from SlaughterThem at 6:36 pm on Dec. 28, 2008 Quote: from ReturnOfPatches at 6:35 pm on Dec. 28, 2008 truth be told, abortion does psychologically scar many, many people after the fact.    And where did you get this information?    Care to back yourself up?    And no, Christian and Islamic sites do not count. Oh please. Like any woman who's had an abortion just goes on their merry way afterwards. And why would she not? You seem like a theocrat... ReturnOfPatches Posted at 6:41 pm on Dec. 28, 2008 Quote: from SlaughterThem at 6:36 pm on Dec. 28, 2008 Quote: from ReturnOfPatches at 6:35 pm on Dec. 28, 2008 truth be told, abortion does psychologically scar many, many people after the fact. And where did you get this information? Care to back yourself up? And no, Christian and Islamic sites do not count. Oh please. Like any woman who's had an abortion just goes on their merry way afterwards. DawningMidnight Posted at 6:36 pm on Dec. 28, 2008 lmao wtf?? SlaughterThem Posted at 6:36 pm on Dec. 28, 2008 Quote: from ReturnOfPatches at 6:35 pm on Dec. 28, 2008 truth be told, abortion does psychologically scar many, many people after the fact. And where did you get this information? Care to back yourself up? And no, Christian and Islamic sites do not count. GaelicFreak Posted at 6:36 pm on Dec. 28, 2008 Quote: from ReturnOfPatches at 9:35 pm on Dec. 28, 2008 truth be told, abortion does psychologically scar many, many people after the fact. I know that mentally it hurts some people, but they were making it sound like such torture that death is better. I wish I could find it online to show you guys. It is hilarious. Leelyy Posted at 6:36 pm on Dec. 28, 2008 XD XD! Ha. ReturnOfPatches Posted at 6:35 pm on Dec. 28, 2008 truth be told, abortion does psychologically scar many, many people after the fact. Baron Samedi Posted at 6:34 pm on Dec. 28, 2008 Newsflash moar like newsfail. SlaughterThem Posted at 6:34 pm on Dec. 28, 2008 Catholics make me mad.. I hate Christians in general though. HeartofJuyoMk2 Posted at 6:33 pm on Dec. 28, 2008 oh well, read the weekly world news. All 14 previous replies displayed.